AN: okay guys this is real and legit
i have been nominated to right the BEIKAN BACON story. basically, i have to write a story about Conan eating bacon for breakfast within the twenty four hour time limit or else i have to donate one hundred dollars to a charity of my choice. since i'm a nice person i'm doing both.
now, the people i nominate next are... INTOXICATED GNU, HAYASHI MIKAKO, AND HAVEYOUSEENTHISOTAKU
BWAHAHA
also the cheesy double bacon double cheesy bacon cheeseburger is a real thing, my brother had it once. so don't worry it's not made up. i don't hate you guys that much.
"Conan-kun~! It's time for breakfast!" Ran cooed.
Said Conan-kun shot up out of his bed like a rocket. He didn't know why he got up so quickly. Perhaps it was the fact that Kogoro's foot was laying in his mouth, or that Ran was in a karate stance that said "IF YOU DON'T GET UP RIGHT NOW THEN I WILL CHOP YOUR FACE IN HALF"
He decided that it was the fresh smell of bacon.
Yes, the smell of bacon was in the air. Usually they didn't buy bacon, but Yusaku and Yukiko (under the guise of Conan's parents, of course) had mailed the Mouri's a whole crate full of Omaha Steaks bacon. Ran had never had bacon before, so she was eager to try some. Conan had had it before when he had visited New York City that one time with his mom and Ran (they had all gone out to eat after the murder case and he had ordered a Cheesy Double Bacon Double Cheesy Bacon Cheeseburger) and therefore he was even eagerer to try it. He zoom-zoomed into the kitchen, where Ran was waiting like Peter at the Pearly Gates.
"GIMME BACON," he demanded.
"Calm down, Conan-kun," she smiled. "It's not done cooking yet!"
WHAT IS LIFE.
LIFE IS WHAT.
Conan pouted and sat at the kitchen table.
Two seconds passed.
"Is it done now?"
Ran sighed. "No, Conan-kun."
"How about now?"
"Not yet," the irritation in her voice grew.
"..."
"..."
"How about now?"
"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!" Ran shrieked like a devil woman. And then, just like the same devil woman, she took the pan and tossed all the bacon outside.
"NOOOOOOOO" Conan ran to the window.
Ran remained silent and sulked in the corner. Neither of them remembered that they still had the rest of the 42 pound crate of bacon to cook up.
Conan turned dramatically to stare at Ran. "What the hell, Ran-neechan?!"
"It's your fault!" she yelled.
Kogoro marched through the kitchen and made himself a bacon-less breakfast, despite the glares being shared by the two. And then he left, because Kogoro is only a piece of scenery to be marched and paraded around.
And then -
MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH
"What the hell?" Conan looked at Ran.
She had wide eyes. "UM WHAT DO YOU MUNCH MUNCH MEAN? I'M NOT EATING ANYTHING NOPE NO SIR."
Conan's face entered disbelief territory. "YOU BITTTT -"
"I'M SO SORRY IT'S JUST SO GOOD"
"- CHHHH" Conan finished.
And thus it was found out that the angel Ran-neechan had only pretendest to throwest the (holy) BACON out the window. She gave unto Conan-kun the (holy) BACON, and all was well.
THE END