A Pedalo Story
Every so often the Batter would ride on his mother fucking awesome pedalo. But never realizing in this world that strange looking boat would actually have the thoughts and feelings of a human being. Though it is true...neither can talk at all...
"Well my friend, it's off to another location. On words." the Batter said in a monotone order.
"As you wish" the Pedalo thought.
Swimming along, the Pedalo almost made his request. But then, he had second thoughts "No...I can't let you off at the next destination. Because that's when you will leave me for who knows how long..."
The pedalo stopped, even when the meat's current was still flowing.
"What..? Come on you stupid thing! I've got to purify this land-" the Batter shouted.
"Well I won't let you!" the pedalo had finally had words come out from his thoughts.
After so long, and so many times that the Batter had used him, he finally said one sentence that would link to his thoughts.
"Y-you talk...?!"
"Yes...but what I mean was...please stay with me...stay with me forever. You don't know how much I wanted to say this but...I like you a lot."
The Batter seemed mortified with this decision. After not realizing, that there was love right there all along. No matter how much his heart was pure of nothingness, he felt sympathy for this poor soulless boat.
"You've supported me many times." The Batter said, "But let me make this clear...
The Pedalo began to blush, it's heart began to race, seeming like he knew that even as a heartless Batter, he would change."
"You're a fucking boat. I'm a human. My heart belongs to purifying this land. Not failed mating with a duck, I mean that's just wrong. I already dumped my wife and I got to kill my kid so could you hurry up and get there?"
The pedalo was heart broken and without question sailed him to his destination.
The end