TALES OF THE BIG FIVE
Note: This story is not intended to fit in with the Yu-Gi-Oh! Universe
Chapter 1: Gansley's Business Deal
Gansley was making an important business trip to the floating town of Glitzville. He had just stolen a briefcase of Nitro honey Syrup from a Ratooey businessman on the Excess Express and snuck off on Riverside Station before Pennington, the only detective on the train, could catch him.
Little did he know that if Mario was on the train, Gansley's scheme would have been foiled.
Gansley showed the Cheep-Cheep his ticket and boarded the blimp. He flew the blimp to Glitzville and met three men.
"Mr. Daggett!" said Gansley. "I have the Nitro Honey Syrup!"
"Perfect!" said Daggett. "This means that the Joker will rise again and we can crush Batman!" He handed Gansley a red duffel bag full of money. Satisfied with the deal, Gansley turned around only to run into Batman. Batman attacked Raymond
"Sleez" Bell, Daggett, and Germs, and punched Gansley in the face, as he was making a deal with Daggett.
"Oof!" Gansley fell to the ground and he dropped his blimp ticket, which fell over the side of Glitzville.
Batman called a police helicopter to the spot where the three unconscious criminals lay while Gansley talked to the Cheep-Cheep.
"Let me check your ticket," he said.
Gansley reached into his pocket but couldn't find it. "Oh come on! You need the ticket to LEAVE Glitzville too? But I dropped it over the edge when Batman attacked me! How am I supposed to get down from here?"
The police helicopter arrived and took the three criminals to jail. Batman left in his glider.
"WAIT!" said Gansley, rushing after Batman, but he was gone. Gansley looked down. He could not tell where the ground was, the city was so high up in the sky. He hoped there was water below. He dove headfirst over the edge of Glitzville.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" said the Cheep-Cheep.
Gansley fell directly toward the jagged rocks below.
THE REST OF THIS SCENE IS CENSORED DUE TO TOO MUCH VIOLENCE.
This chapter, in addition to a brief Batman parody, is a thinly veiled shot at the Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door where you not only need a blimp ticket to get to the floating town of Glitzville, but to LEAVE Glitzville as well. And unlike the other places, there are no warp pipes in Glitzville. Fortunately a player cannot lose the ticket, but looking at the physics of it... the boat thing in the afterlife as shown in Super Paper Mario is even worse unless the Shaydes automatically get the coins when they die and go to the underworld but do they all have to take the road up to The Overthere and fight an Underchomp or does Jaydes just warp them there?
Sorry about the chapters being so short