Rukia Kuchiki walked through the corridor of the office of the Sereitei Company. Her heels clicked on the marble floor. She hated herself. She caused Kaien Shiba to resign from his job. All because he caught her texting, no cheating, on him right under his nose. 'Damn it!' she thought, 'I'm staying away from guys for the rest of my life. They're nothing but trouble,'
'Hey Rukes!' Renji Abarai called to her when she entered her office, the 13th Section of the main branch of . Rukia ignored him. He was the reason for the break up. "Rukes, what's wrong?" Renji ran over to her and grabbed her arm. What's wrong? He still had the guts to ask her that? "What's your effing problem Abarai? Didn't you know Kaien resigned because of me and you? I didn't know what the effing world I was thinking. And you still dare ask me what's wrong!" Rukia yelled. Everyone stopped their work and stared at the duo. Tears were threatening to fall but no. Rukia Kuchiki will not cry in front of the entire Section 13, the section in charge of all the paperwork in the company. Ukitake, the person in charge of the section walked out of his office. He shook his head at Rukia. "Kuchiki, go home for the day. You're too messed up to do anything properly," Ukitake said. "Yes, thank you sir," Rukia said and bolted out of the section, crying.
Meanwhile, in Section 11 of Sereitei. Co...
"Take this!" Ikkaku Madarame yelled and threw a shoe at one of his officers. Unfortunately, he missed and got Yumichika Ayasegawa in the face instead. "Fuck you baldy!" Yumichika yelled at Ikkaku, "I'm too beautiful,"
"Too beautiful my head! Don't call me baldy!"
"Looking for a fight?"
"Bring it on!"
They were about to exchange punches when Yachiru Kusajishi, Lieutenant of Section 11 walked in. "Problem? Shiny head?" she asked Ikkaku.
"Errr... No. None at all," Ikkaku said. Cursing mentally at how annoying the pink haired girl always interrupted his fights.
"Good. Because I have an announcement to make to the entire Zaraki Corps!" she shouted in that annoying high pitched voice of hers. "Section 12 had just invented a new em... thing and we're asked to try it out,"
The entire Section 11 groaned. The last time they tried the products of Section 12, it didn't end so well.
"Be happy! Mayuri Kurotsuchi has offered us this opportunity," Yachiru continued.
Ikkaku rather he died then try out the products of Mayuri's crazy inventions he thought would increase the efficiency of the company. Just because Section 11 were hired to protect the company's important people doesn't mean they were experiment items as well.
"I think I'll stay at home when the day comes," Yumichika said.
"I think I'll look for Ichigo to start a fight," Ikkaku said.
The duo exchanged evil grins and ran out of the section.
...
In Ichigo's office...
"Inoue! Focus! I need to hand this in to Byakuya Kuchiki in 2 hours time!" Ichigo barked at Orihime who was staring at Ishida Uryuu dreamily. "Fuck you Ishida! For the last time! Stop knitting during work!"Ichigo sighed. Damn it. Being CEO of 's main branch is so hard. And the CEO of the CEOs, Byakuya likes shoving all the paperwork at him, not to mention his co- workers are so not co- operative. "Damn you Keigo! Stop looking at Porn! Do your paperwork!" Ichigo yelled. "Chillax Ichigo Kurosaki, I got it done," Tatsuki Arisawa said coolly. Ichigo breathed a sigh of relieve. At least he finished the one he has to hand in to Shihoin Yoruichi, the CEO of the other branch. CRASH! Chad had unhinged the door of his toilet. "SADO!" Ichigo yelled. As soon as he did, the door of his office came crashing Yumichika and Ikkaku had smashed his door into pieces. "Fight us Ichigo!" Ikkaku yelled. 'Fuck my life,' Ichigo muttered under his breath.