(Author's note: ...urgh. My brain.)
One dai, dere was Arceus, an he lukd down on teh world an fell n luv wif a prdy hmuna bean.
She waz budeful, n she had shny goldn iyes.
He wlked frm teh clowd n killd a bidoof den judged justin beaver to b unworthy n killed him.
'wat omg Arceus" sed teh prdy grl n she fained do the grnd.
Den Ash came up 2 her n piked er up 'what a bootyful grl' sed he n he kissed her n they got marrid, she still was sleep tho.
Arceus rored n shot a pyramid of bottles n it rained ber win vdka, Ash got drnk and teh grl was liek 'I hte you 4evrz'
Den iron man wuz liek 'omg you so hawt"'" ,,den Arceus rored n split teh oceanz
She flopped n wavd her awsum her awound, it was awsum caus it wuz rinbow
She sed 'fight "or'' I hete uze all"'
Dey did, n iron man won, but she killd him with her amzing lvl 100000,000000,000000...
(two hours later)
00000000000...0 eevee.
'eeriiee' it sed den evolvd
omg ur evolvn' sed teh grl happy ters
teh eevee wuz shny btw
it rord den teh wrld shuuk but it ws kwai so it wuz gd.
den Ash trnd into zombie n so did Pikachu den eevee bttld dem n won agin
'imma pokemanz mastah! Shouted teh grl of awsum prdynez
den Arceus rored n ate her.