Brussian (British and Russian) Connection - Soggy seduction.
One day, a women and a boy met in a coffee shop. Although this seems to be quite generic, I can assure you, the latter events will entice you for more.
So, a boy named Luke walks into a public coffee shop after a tiresome day of masturbating while looking in strangers' windows. He slumped down into the back wall window table seat, this was his usual spot to rest in after his stalker sessions. Luke loved life, but he felt it was missing something, a slave. One that he could do whatever he wanted to - beat it, etc. Luke didn't see this as a possibility as he was broke, he lived in trash cans in random people's gardens. Of course, he was consistently running away from people with guns and knives evicting him from said bins, but he was still exited about his future. The final goal. Pimping hoes at vast prices, he didn't want to sell no ranky ass bitches. He wanted the finest hoes, hoes from Detroit and the Ghettos.
Suddenly, Luke felt a hand feeling his anus from behind, it was LunchBox Lewis - the 60 year old virgin from down the road. "OI!", Exclaimed Luke, "Oh... it is only you... please continue!". After a while of awkward anal probing, Lunchbox Lewis fled through the floorboards. *Alex enters*, Luke's eyes widened. He was more focused than he'd ever been, his eyes concentrated on that fine booty. Alex noticed and slowly swayed towards him. This made Luke extremely nervous, his pants were soaked and his boner raised a whole 2 inches! The peak height it has ever reached. Of course, this was the first time his boner had ever reached this level, before his boner only extended for 1 inch. "Hey, baby!", Alex said seductively. "Wanna come to my place for some fun?". Luke blushed, grabbed his 50 tonne lube tube and gracefully said "Oh YES! I need some of dat booty for meh collection".
*Both Exit*
Luke and Alex then arrive at her condo in Moscow, in which many drunk fucks were banging outside the door. Once they both got into her room, they instantly dropped onto the bed and began to strip. Luke unzipped Alex's suicide vest, while Alex pulled out Luke's Butt Plug. The lights then switched off, but they continue to bang in the darkness. Ice cubes fall out of the ceiling fan and rub all over them. A mini fridge in the corner contained all the exotic and salty dildos. When Luke attempted to insert his dong, he met another dong. The lights switched on and there he was, Ethan. Ethan was Alex the whole time. Luke accepted this and they both banged for eternity. Plus, Luke now accepted his homophobia. They lived happily ever pedo-rific. All they did was stalk people's cats and children for the next 300,000,000,000 years.
THE END
Credit: Luke, Ethan, Alex and magic mike.