Redirection
Chell had always thought that the Redirection Cubes were fun. She even dismantled one. GLaDOS thought her fascination to be horrid. "Now what are you doing that for? That's Aperture technology. Use it as you're supposed to." GLaDOS said, zooming in on her camera. Chell just shrugged a bit and continued. Wheatley, on his Management Rail, just came by. "HI CHELL!" he said happily. She smiled at the ball. Wheatley dropped from his Management Rail. "CATCHMECATCHMECATCHME!" Chell caught him and smiled even wider, hugging the blue ball tightly. Wheatley spotted the dismantled Redirection Cube and pondered. "What's that all about, luv?" He asked, tilting his body. Chell, with her hands, showed him a laser entering a box and coming out the other side. Since this was a room where she could have anything she wanted, she 'asked' GLaDOS for lasers and Cubes. She got to work destroying Turrets. Wheatley looked astonished. "I HAVE AN IDEA! LET'S USE 'EM ON THE CRAP TURRETS SO WE CAN RID O' THEM FASTER!" He vibrated, happy. She nodded. Then Wheatley yelled up at GLaDOS, "HEY, LUV! WE NEED SOME CRAP TURRETS, AND FAST!" He said excitedly. GLaDOS sighed. "Fine…moron." She dropped some Defective Turrets in, and they made them explode. Then Wheatley got in the way. Then Chell cried.