I've read a few stories that involved smut Jasper luurrvvee and Alcohol and I have to say I enjoy them a lot so I figured I may as well try my hand at it. Keep in mind this will not be a long story as the plot is simple, Jasper and Sex.
Jasper is my favorite character to read about. He is the undiscovered fount of dark perfection that knocks 'ole Eddie's whinny ass out of the water. Don't' get me wrong, I am SO not team Jacob, but don't you think Twilight would have been yummy with Bella falling for a southern sex pot.
Disclaimer: I do not own twilight or the characters, if I did Jasper would be the star, however I do own every dirty little thought he has in this story.
Boredom leads to trouble they say, but who wants to be bored?
Alice invited Bella to spend the weekend in the cottage she had renovated. It was suppose to be a place for any of the couples to escape to for a bit of peace. Boasting 5 bedrooms it was a bit big to be a cottage, but hey, whatever she wanted to call it.
Carlisle and Jasper joined us for the movies. Carlisle, missed leaving for the hunting trip with the others since he had to work late at the hospital, but he didn't seem to mind. They had hunting trips all the time and it was rare for all of them to go together. Someone always stayed behind for one reason or another. Besides, since Esme and Carlisle has split he hadn't had much fun, so it was nice to spend time with him. Bella was glad that at last she was not the reason for someone to be left behind to watch over her.
With Victoria dead, no one needed to hover around when Edward was on a trip. Being Edward's fragile little human had been getting old fast, so Bella felt so much relief when protecting her ceased to be a full time job.
Of course, she would miss the weekends when it was Jasper's turn to stay with her. After initially keeping his distance, over time he had begun to get use to the smell of her blood and they'd started spending those weekends going to Port Angeles to roam the book store in search of civil War books that Jasper did not have. It had become a game to see if they COULD find one he didn't have. He told her about his human life and the dreams he had as a young man.
Edward would always get angry when he found they had gone out but they ignored him. Bella was actually embarrassed by his constantly whinny behavior regarding Jasper.
Shaking her head to herself, she realized she had zoned out. Looking up she caught Jasper looking at her, a small smile playing upon his lips. Smiling back, she looked for Alice. This was after all Alice's idea to have a sort of celebration of her new freedom, Alice pulled bottle after bottle of alcohol from beneath the mahogany bar. Bella watched in fascination at the sheer amount of alcohol that appeared.
"Alice, I didn't think vampires drank anything, much less booze." Bella asked, watching her fill four shot glasses with tequila.
Carlisle smiled, walking over to the bar. "Well Bella, vampires can drink as well as get drunk. Our family doesn't drink often, partly in respect to Rosalie."
At Bella's confused look he explained, "You know that Rose was raped, but the men who raped here were drunk. She has always said that the smell of alcohol reminds her of how her human life ended, so out of respect to her pain and memories we never drink around her."
"Oh. Poor Rose" Bella thought aloud.
Jasper joined Carlisle at the bar and picked up a shot. "Don't worry sweetheart. It was a long time ago and she has healed, but there is no need to make her uncomfortable. Now get over here and take your poison."
Throughout the movie, we drank and laughed together, going through several bottles during the two hour period. After the movie, we each took several shots, talking about nothing in particular, just enjoying each others company. With all the various bottles of alcohol lining the bar we weren't going to run out anytime soon.
"I think I'll take over bartending Alice, how about finding some music." Carlisle requested, surprising me by swatting her on her ass as she walked by to do as he asked. She turned back and gave him a saucy grin, wiggling her hips.
Bella's eyes shot to Jasper who saw the exchange and grinned at Carlisle, then both of them tossed back another shot of Tequila. Shaking her head, Bella figured she must need more in the way of alcohol because the universe was tilting on it's axis a bit.
Carlisle, one step ahead, already had a shot ready, sliding it to Bella, who immediately drained it, then passed her shot glass back for more.
"Fearless Bella." Jasper said, stepping behind Bella, placing his hands on her shoulders. "Getting drunk with vampires isn't a safe thing to do."
His sweet smell wrapped itself around Bella. Feeling daring, she leaned back against his chest and was surprised when he wrapped an arm around her, holding her. "I'm not afraid of you. I trust you Jasper."
"Silly human." Jasper whispered against her ear.
Carlisle laughed at Bella's comment. "I have to admit, human trust for vampires should be impossible, simply from an instinctual standpoint. You Bella, have always amazed me with your determination to see us as people and not as the worlds most deadly predator. Most humans would be terrified to be in the same room with us, if they knew what we were of course, but you know what we are and still here you are. Why?"
"I feel drawn to you. All of you. When I fell in love with Edward, it wasn't just him I fell in love with, it was all of you. For most of my life I have had to be an adult. Mom was like the child, no one really looked out for me. When I lived with her, she was so wrapped up in Phil that I had to rely on myself, no one really made me feel a sense of home and family, but you do." She stopped to take a couple more shots. Even if I was not with Edward, I would still think of you guys as family and I want to be with you for always."
"We want you too Bella." Alice said, flying across the room to hug Bella and in the process Jasper. She pulled back with an evil grin, "Of course, Eddie boy will never have the nerve to change you."
"Now Alice," Carlisle admonished, "That is between the two of them, besides you know how he worries about taking Bella's soul from her."
"That isn't all he won't take from me." Bella grumbled into the empty shot glass.
Jasper laughed. Bella had never seen the beautiful vampire actually laugh, so she twisted in his hold to look at him and froze. He far surpassed Edward in beauty. The laughter lifted the serious demeanor he carried and left in its place a man who was a breathtaking angel.
"Sweetheart, Eddie loves you in his way, but until he can get past the hang ups he has, and they are many, a fragile human with a big heart is what you shall remain. He will always refuse to take your humanity from you as long as he has the mind set he does. Moreover, he has very antiquated views on sex and they haven't changed in 80+ years, so don't think they are going to change just because you want them too." Jasper's hand rubbed comforting circles along her tummy.
"She needs someone to help her out with her virginity." Alice blurted out, "There's no need for both of them to be repressed."
"Alice darling, what do you know about repression?" Carlisle asked a sexy glint in his eye.
"Well, I don't know about it personally. I always get what I want Carlisle." She leaned over the bar grinning at him. "Of course, you have known me long enough to know that."
Carlisle poured her a shot, "True. What do you want now?"
She downed the shot then thought for a second before answering, "Let's play poker!"
"Texas Hold'em?" Jasper inquired in his southern lilt, the alcohol making it more pronounced.
"That sounds good." Carlisle said, looking strangely at Alice before asking. "Bella, do you know how to play?"
"I know a little bit about poker from watching Phil and his buddies on their poker night during the off season." She giggled. "I don't have any money for betting."
Jasper smirked, releasing Bella to step behind the bar with Carlisle, grabbing a new bottle of tequila and a bottle of Jack "Oh, we don't need money sweetheart, we can do shots for bets. Carlisle, do you mind grabbing the rest of those shot glasses so we can divvy them up for our bets?"
Glancing at the remnants of the open bottle, Carlisle tipped the bottle back draining the contents before tossing the empty into the bin below the countertop. Before Bella could blink, his nimble fingers had shot glasses arranged on a tray. "We have enough for each of us to have ten shots starting out."
"Perfect," Alice said, standing by the dining table, "Let's do this."
Jasper was the clear winner when it came to poker. Carlisle, Alice and Bella more often than not ended up taking shots but after awhile they seemed to look forward to paying the price for losing a hand.
"Poor Jasper," Bella slurred, leaning over to pat his arm, "we are all such lovely losers with a buzz but you cowboy have a way to go to catch up, so I have a bet just for you."
One finely arched brow quirked up as Jasper thoughtfully watched a drunken Bella. Her checks were flushed a beautiful pink and her eyes were bright as she talked. Tonight could be a night of many interesting bets perhaps. "What's the bet sweetheart?"
"One hand. You and me. If you win you have to drink a whole bottle, your choice of poison of course. That ought to help you catch up." She smiled, waiting for an answer.
"Your on. Of course, if I win, you have to do the same. Deal?"
"Deal! Alice, deal them out."
Minutes later, thanks to Bella's inability to play, Jasper was the winner and the owner of one bottle of Jack. Around a chorus of encouragement he chugged the bottle down, feeling like he was sloshing around afterwards. A giggling Alice and Bella fell back on the floor in peels of laughter once Jasper stood up and staggered a bit. Carlisle was grinning from his seat at the table while drinking Tequila from the bottle.
Alice made her way over to change the music, walking a bit sideways, her eyes crossing a bit, trying to find her way across the room. Carlisle, laughing, walked over to help her, wrapping his arms about her waist, both of them teetering from side to side. After some maneuvering they found their way to the stereo and Carlisle helped Alice find something. Fishing through the CD's they popped one in.
The Eagles came on. Bella loved them so she got up and decided to dance. Of course her coordination was worse then ever. Jasper made his was over to her, pulling her against him. "Dance with me Bella."
She looked up at him and nodded, not trusting herself to say anything. The man danced like heaven and smelled like sin. His hands rested at the base of her waist, his long fingers just inches from her ass. The hardness of his sexy body pressed against her making her panties wet.
Jasper looked down at her, her scent invading his senses. He could feel so much lust pouring off of her tight little body. She smelled like hot sex and looked like a siren begging to be touched.
They never stopped moving as the next song began and Jasper grinned when he recognized the song. Dancing them over to the bar he grabbed a shot glass that was full of something and downed it then began to sing as he held the sexy woman child in his arms.
One of
these nights You got your demons
One of these crazy old nights
We're gonna find
out
Pretty mama
What turns on your lights
The full moon
is calling
The fever is high
And the wicked wind whispers
And moans
You got desires
Well,
I got a few of my own
Oo,
someone to be kind to in One of these dreams I've
been searching for the daughter Oo, loneliness will blind you
Between the dark and the light
Oo,
coming right behind you
Swear I'm gonna find you
One of these
nights
One of these lost and lonely
dreams
We're gonna find one
One that really screams
Of the devil himself
I've
been searching for an angel in white
I've been waiting for a
woman who's a little
Of both
And I can feel her but she's
nowhere
In sight
In
between the wrong and the right
Oo, coming right behind you
Swear I'm gonna find you
One of these nights
Jasper asked, placing a kiss to her forehead then gazed into her eyes. "Are you having a good night sweetheart?"
Bella giggled, "Yes." She looked down then back up at Jasper, her face flushed an adorable pink and a slight frown appeared, "Well, I'm thrilled to be here with the three of you and we're all having a good time, but Edward is going to be beyond pissed at me for drinking." She stopped and hiccupped.
"Don't worry about the virgin prick. You are your own woman Bella and do not answer to him. Did you know that even if you give him the gift of your virginity, your hand in marriage, and eternity, the paths you choose are yours. Don't ever let him dictate to you or make you feel a fool for choices you make. The only person who can put you down is you." Jasper lifted her chin, and softly kissed the side of her mouth and whispered softly, "Personally, I think you are wonderful."
They were interrupted when Alice and Carlisle bumped into them. They were plastered against each other as well. Bella noticed that Jasper didn't seem to mind it; of course she had been plastered against him so tit for tat. Although Alice didn't seem to care that she was plastered against Jasper. Being drunk, her brain couldn't process it so she didn't even try to, giving in to it was so much nicer.
"Alice was thinking that perhaps we could drive to Seattle and do a bit of clubbing." Carlisle said, "You two up for it?"
Jasper and Bella agreed, of course Alice had to drag Bella upstairs to dress. So reluctantly Bella had to leave the arms that held her.
"You two hurry." Carlisle said. "It's 9 already. Since we're going to Seattle we should stay overnight. I don't have to work tomorrow so we could enjoy a bit of different scenery. OK?"
"Sure." Jasper agreed. "I'll check online and get a suite for us so Bella won't have to sleep in the car on the way back, plus a change of scenery will be nice. We hunted before you got home Carlisle. Do you want to get a quick hunt in before we leave?"
"That sounds great son. I'll probably be back before they come down." He smirked.
"Oh, I'm sure of that." Jasper laughed.
