Summary: Enter: Cloud the bounty hunter. He makes a living by hunting criminals(duh!) One day he meets a pretty girl. What will happen? (summary stinks so make sure to check)
Rating: T (I'm unsure if that will go up or not... guess we'll have to see)
Warnings: Probably Crackfic. Ridiculous OOC-ness

"I'm going!"
"Take care."
Grinning, he waved to Tifa and Vincent and walked out to the rundown garage.
Pulling out a small rusted key, he put it in the lock on the door, gave it a few kicks, and it eventually opened to reveal his pride and glory; Fenrir.
Still grinning for some inane reason, he pressed the button to open the garage and jumped on Fenrir while he waited for it to open.
1... 2... 3 seconds, and he shot out of the old garage and onto the street. Quickly turning round the corner he soon arrived at the main street. After a few minutes of weaving his way through the traffic, and dodging rocks thrown at him by a few passers-by that nearly got run over, he stopped at a rundown looking shop and jumped off the motorcycle.
Still grinning for abosolutely no reason whatsoever, he stepped up onto the pavement and entered the store.

Standing the counter was a burly looking man. One of his arms was a gun, while the other had a flaming skull tattoo.

He walked up the counter, grinning all the while, and started talking to the man.
"Hey Barrett, got any jobs for me today?"
The man called Barrett looked up at him, staring at him.
"Nothing man."
After a few moments of staring at each other, he continued.
"Whats with that smirk foo'? I told you ain't got nothing for you!"
He continued to grin in an asnine way
"'kay Cloud no matter how much you freak me out I still ain't got nothing that ain't a full days travel away."
Cloud jumped up and banged his fists on the counter with excited wide eyes.
"I'll take it! Anything!"
Barrett sighed and turned to rummage through a stack of messily piled papers, eventually pulling out one.
"Here ya go. Its all the way out at Middie(*) though."
Cloud grinned even more and grabbed it from him.
"Thanks Barrett!! I'll go do this right away!"
He skipped out of the shop leaving a sputtering Barrett behind.
After jumping on his motorcycle and beginning to weave through the traffic once again, he pulled out the paper from his pack and started reading it.
"Watch it!"
"You crazy person!"
"So this is what they mean by 'road rage'..."
Grinning he flipped them off and pulled out onto the highway.
He looked down at the paper again.
Name: Auron
Bounty: 50000 gil
Wanted: Dead or Alive


Umm. this was originally intended as a single chapter crackfic of doom.
Well, It will probably still be a crackfic of doom in the end. (and probably one chapter at that.)
No, this is not going to contain CloudxAuronxCloud. So go away you yaoi fangirls. There isn't any of that to see here. Maybe some implied SephirothxCloud in later chapters... Who knows. It's going to be a 'crackfic' at any rate.
*Middie: Nickname for Midgar
A very short chapter. Maybe I'll write some more if people are interested.