Hey there! I'm coming here with, what will be my first fanfic in english, I'm not that much of a great writer, so I beg you, please bear with me.

First thing, the person who came with the idea of 'The Uke Flu' is Cerberus revised, who allowed me to make a Free! Version of it.

Second, a great part of this is going to be Reigisa because I haven't tought of the other shipping's plot. It's going to be some kind of AU where everyone is already in college.

Cerberus: If you ever read this, I hope this reaches your expectations, if not, I apologize deeply. As I said before, I'm not really accustomed to writing in another language that is not spanish. But that doesn't mean I'm not up for the challenge, I like to push myself. Therefore, I asked you to allow me to write this, to test myself. (Or something along those lines.)

With nothing else to say, enjoy!

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"…when the world starts spinnin'

and we start sinnin'

I begin to realize

You look better when I'm drunk..."

-"You look better when I'm drunk" The White Tie Affair.

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"Oh please…" the blond asked "it'll be just this once. We've worked so hard, let's go out just tonight, we can study all day if you want afterwards."

"Nagisa-kun, tests are around the corner. We cannot afford to go out. Especially, not to drink. We ought to study so we can pass with good grades. If not, how will you ever get a good work?" Rei asked, exasperated that his friend could not understand that. But, if he tought about it more deeply, taking a break didn't sound like that much of a bad idea, after all, breaks are often needed to get a more clear head and stuff like that.

He sighed and looked to his friend, who was giving him an expecting look. "Fine, we'll go this once," the blond was about to hug him, but before he could do so Rei spoke "but only if you promise to do well in tests."

"Of course!"

"It's settled then," he pushed his glasses "finish your physic exercises and prepare yourself, I'm going to investigate a little about where is the best place to drink."

"Awww I was hoping you could help me."

"You're smart enough to solve those, I'll be back within' an hour."

"Ok."

The blue-haired boy smiled and left the room silently, Nagisa stared firmly at his study sheet, as if solving the greatest enigma in the globe. After a few minutes of doing this, he actually paid attention to the problems in front of him.

Rei was right, he was smart enough to solve that, his asking for help was only an excuse to spend more time with him. Ever since graduating high school he discovered He had a crush for his best friend, therefore, he wanted to spend more time with him, even if all they ever did was study boring physics. He sighed as he finished the last problem and headed to his bed where he layer down for a moment, closing his eyes. He then studied the dorm, his bed, in comparison with Rei's, was a huge mess, the sheets were spread all over the mattress and his pillow had dry drool.

Night arrived soon and before they knew it they were already heading to the nightclub, it's name was "Siniestro", soon they entered through a tall, dark door. They walked to the bar where a Latino-looking guy was attending his clients.

"Excuse me," Nagisa spoke first "I'll have a vodka, and my friend…" he then turned to the taller one "What will you have, Rei-chan?"

"Oh, no thank you, I don't drink."

"Make it two vodkas, please."

"Why did you do that?!"

"Because tonight is supposed to be fun."

"And getting drunk is your idea of fun?"

"Well, yeah." He sighed and handed him the recently-arrived drink. "It's just this once, it won't kill you. So drink it up!"

Rei stared at the glass doubtful, like it might indeed kill him, he took a sip and made a face at the burning sensation running down his throat, it felt weird yet not disgusting at all, it was strangely pleasant. With that newfound knowledge he took another, a little larger sip, Nagisa smiled with pleasure.

"There. It wasn't so bad, was it?" The other shook his head. The music was booming and echoing in the walls. Nagisa smiled and took his friend's hand, dragging him to the dance floor. "C'mon Rei-chan, let's dance!"

When they arrived near the center, the crowd was so dense they had to stay close so they wouldn't get lost. They were so close that they were practically brushing with each other. But Rei didn't seem to mind, neither Nagisa, so they didn't stop.

They were soon breathing hard and returned to the bar, where the ordered a refill of their drinks. Only with said liquid in had did they return to the dance floor. Their minds already foggy with alcohol. They didn't notice they had had already five rounds. Nagisa braced his arms around the taller boy's neck, his breath striking Rei's ear.

"I want you, Rei." In his alcoholic state he didn't realize right away what he has just said. But when he did, he tensed. He was wide-eyed with impression. He was preparing himself to apologize, he looked up at Rei and found himself mesmerized by his purple orbs "Rei…" He ventured carefully, only to have himself cut out by a pair of hot, alcohol-wet lips pressing against his own, after a few seconds he felt a tongue trying to invade his mouth.

That did it.

The world around him suddenly melted and time stopped to make sense to him. He accidentally dropped his drink on Rei's shirt, leaving it vodka-scented. He held onto him for dear life, his legs flailing and his head loosing the last bits of sobriety he had left, if at all. He was feeling light-headed and closed his eyes to enjoy even more the sensation.

They parted away when their heads started to ache from the lack of air, they breathed heavily and slowly. Nagisa felt a need to lean his head against Rei's chest, to which the blue-haired boy didn't complain at all.

They went back to the bar and, as they could, they paid for their drinks. They headed to the exit and walked to their dorm, they walked to the corridor and Nagisa felt himself being pinned to the wall and Rei kissing him, he didn't resist, instead, he buried his fingers deep in those blue locks he loved so much.

Unconsciously, he started moaning, which only increased Rei's arousal, they stumbled to enter their bedroom. Between kisses and caresses Nagisa managed to get rid of his shirt and his pants, Rei got away just long enough to get himself undressed and then proceeded to start suckling the blond's neck; everything from then on became blurry for Nagisa, his mind turned off. He did not think, he felt. He felt Rei's mouth and Rei's hands through his body. He could do nothing but moan.

That night, they became one.

The next day, they said nothing to each other about the previous night. Neither the next, nor the one after that one, nor a week, nor a month.

After a little while, Nagisa suddenly felt exhausted, school was only getting heavier, so he assumed it was normal, but he started worrying when one morning he woke up only to start vomiting, Rei noticed.

"Are you okay, Nagisa-kun?" He asked. "Do you need me to take you to the infirmary?"

"It's ok Rei-chan, I probably ate something rooted yesterday, I'll ask Gou-chan to come with me, you have your final tests today, don't you?" The taller one nodded "don't bother then, those are important."

"Fine, but if anything is wrong, please tell me."

"Of course."

Nagisa and Gou walked inside the hospital and went into the waiting room, nurses walking in and out of rooms, the smell of antiseptic hit the blond and somehow he felt dizzy. That sat on the nearest bench.

"Hazuki Nagisa-kun?" Nagisa almost jumped at the sound of that voice, it was very similar to Rei's, had he come all the way to check up on him? No. The answer was no. When they turned to see who it was, they saw a tall, light brown-haired doctor looking their way. Both teenager went his way and bowed as a salute. "It must be you," he pointed Nagisa "my name is Irie Naoki*"

"Nice to meet you Irie-sensei" they said at the same time.

"Would you mind passing?" He shook his head and made his way into Irie's office. "I'm gonna draw some blood from your arm and make some tests, ok?" Nagisa nodded.

Nagisa did as Irie-sensei ordered, sitting still when ordered and waiting a few minutes until the results were ready. When they saw him returning with them, looking wide-eyed at the sheet, they knew something was wrong.

"Please sit." They sat in front of his desk, waiting for him to talk. "I'll ask you some questions. Have you been exhausted recently?" Nagisa nodded "Have you felt abdominal ache?"

"Hmmm, now that I think about it, yes."

"Ok, Cravings? Mood swings?"

"Pretty much only strawberry -which is normal in me- and I do not think I have neither of those." He shruged. With each question Bagisa was feeling more anxious.

Irie furrowed his brow and stared at him calmly. "It might be hard to believe, Hazuki-kun, but you are pregnant."

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And I'm done writing for today, I'm sorry uf it was too short but it's only a start.

AN: Irie Naoki is a character from Itazura na kiss, his Seiyuu, Daisuke Hirakawa, is the same as Rei's.

Matane!