Author's Notes: Ok so this is the sequel for the story Gamer? Yumi? Its not about Yumi gaming, it's about another package that Yumi's aunt sends her. So I hope you won't be too disappointed. This story, like the other one is a bit outranges too, but just bear with it and I hope you all enjoy it. This story will have only two chapters, but I still hope it will be funny. Anyways here's the first chapter.

Note: IF YOU HAVEN'T READ Gamer? Yumi? THEN READ THAT FIRST. This will make sense if you haven't read it, but it will probably funnier if you read it.

Disclaimer: I don't own Maria-sama ga Miteru.

Chapter 1: The Package Arrives

It was three weeks after Yumi and Sachiko had that amazing weekend of gaming. The two were getting considerably closer between those weeks, though like the two of them agreed, they never did tell their secret to their other friends. Week days were pretty much normal, except the yellow and white roses noticed giggles coming from the two older red roses. Even Toko, Yumi's petite soeur, didn't know what was going on between the two of them. Yumi, whose face was so readable, was doing a very well job in keeping this secret as well.

Like Yumi promised, she did not game much throughout the week. In fact she was only playing games for about thirty minutes a day, if even that. If she were to play, it would've been after she finished her homework and after dinner. Her grades were up and she was doing her fare share of Yamayurikai work. Yumi's parents were also thrilled that their daughter was not staying up all night gaming.

Though every weekend, Sachiko would pick up Yumi, so they could spend their time gaming it up. They had already finished the second game they played together, Resident Evil 5, on professional and unlocked all the guns. They moved on to Yumi's three fighting games or the other two games they could play together. Though truth be told, Sachiko never went or let Yumi go to that first game shop they went to.

And so another wonderful weekend ended for the two red roses. The only thing that was missing was that one goodbye kiss that both secretly wanted.

-Monday, 3:30 pm, Afterschool-

"Alright, class dismissed. You girls may all go home now." The teacher, of Yumi's classroom, said out loud. The class rose from their seats and bowed their heads to the teacher.

"Good day, teacher." The class said out loud.

With that, the students started to disburse from the room. Yumi calmly put her things away and rose from her seat. There was a meeting this day for the Yamayurikai, so Yoshino and Shimako stuck around waiting for the middle red rose. Both yellow and white roses had been keeping a close eye on Yumi, though Shimako was doing it in a subtle way with Yoshino taking the more direct way, i.e. constantly staring at Yumi trying to read her face or thoughts, much like she was doing now.

Yumi took a hold of her bag when she felt a shiver run up her spine. Someone was staring at her so intensely that she felt the heat of the holes being burned into her back. Although the brown-haired girl had been feeling this sensation for the past few weeks now, it never stopped creeping her out. At times like this, she felt like she was being stocked, again.

"Yoshino-san…must you stare at me like that?" Yumi asked weakly.

"I'll stop as soon as you tell me the secret between you and Sachiko-sama." Yoshino said with a small glare.

Yumi looked away from the two as she hurriedly started to walk out of the classroom, Yoshino and Shimako close in tow. "I'm certain I have no idea what you talking about. Onee-sama and I don't have a secret."

"Lies! You're hiding something Yumi. Come back here, I'm not finished with you yet!" The young yellow rose yelled out at a now jogging Yumi.

The younger yellow rose increased her pace, jogging after Yumi, though Shimako was still walking, and she too increased her pace as the other two. The rule about no running was once again broken as both Yumi and Yoshino broke out into a run. (Though that rule was broken all the time, it wasn't much of a rule.) Shimako continued to walk hearing things out from the distance, things like.

"Yumi! It's useless to run away! I'll find out your secret!"

And.

"Yoshino-saaan! There is no secret!"

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Elsewhere, two first years walked out if their classrooms and started walking to Rose Mansion. The walk was relatively quiet, excluding the girl's that walked in the halls. One with a drill-like hairdo was deep in thought, a small scowl in her lips. The other girl with shoulder length black hair looked over to the drill-haired girl and smiled weakly.

"Thinking about Yumi-sama?" Noriko asked.

"Yes, I am. I want to know what Onee-sama and Sachiko-onee-sama are hiding from me as well as the rest of the Yamiyurikai. I already asked Sachiko-onee-sama's mother, but she didn't tell me anything, she just giggled. Looks like the two of them got to her first." Toko said a scowl still on her lips.

The two of them soon arrived at Rose Mansion where they saw an out of breath Yumi and Yoshino, a smiling Shimako, a Sachiko looking over some notes and a Rie, calmly sipping tea, smiling.

"Onee-sama…why are you out of breath?" Toko asked.

"Oh Yoshino was once again trying to find out what Yumi-chan and Sachiko-san's secret was. No luck though." Rei answered for Yumi.

"Rei-san there is no secret." Sachiko said, not looking up at Rei.

"Ok then, if there is not a secret, then what do you two do on the weekends when Onee-sama comes to the Ogasawara Mansion?!" Toko demanded, looking over at Sachiko.

"Toko-chan, it's unladylike to yell and to answer your question, Yumi and I just relax in the garden." Sachiko said softly and though her first part sounded like a scold, she had a gentle and loving smile on her lips when she talked of Yumi.

Rei, still smiling looked up at Sachiko, noticing the loving look in her eyes. "Well, well what's with the loving look there Sachiko-san? It looks to me that whatever you two are doing over these weekends is making you two much more closer then you two have ever been before. The looks you two are stealing from each other are so gentle and full of love…with just a hint of…playfulness." Rei retorted, with a small smirk.

Yumi's and Sachiko's eyes widened and both froze. Rei had hit the perfect spot, hit the nail right on the head and the older yellow rose knew it too, though she covered the smirk she had.

"Yeah, I've notice those looks too. Care to explain?" Yoshino said openly smirking, while everyone else looked on at the two.

Yumi and Sachiko both looked down from all those intense eyes of their friends. Yumi had a bright red blush all over her face, while Sachiko struggled to keep the pink hue on her cheeks from becoming a bright red blush, like Yumi's. This only caused everyone else to smirk and look on at the two roses, though everyone never did find out what Sachiko and Yumi did on the weekends, it was safe to say that there wasn't much of a meeting. Nothing got done that day.

So as it was, the meeting was canceled of…well…distractions among the roses. Everyone ended up going home early.

Yumi got home about a half-an-hour earlier then she had originally planed, but everyone just wouldn't leave her and Sachiko alone, so the meeting was never going to happen and frankly Yumi was glad to get out of there.

When Yumi arrived at her house she was surprised to see the mailman, who delivered the package her aunt sent her. He was sitting on her porch with his elbow resting on his knee and his chin propped up on his hand. He seemed to be waiting there, another package next to him.

Yumi blinked and walked up to him. "Hey you're the same mailman that gave me my first package, is there something I can help you with and why are you waiting here? Are you aloud to do that?"

The young man stood up and handed her the package. "This is from you aunt once again. She called our agency again and demanded that this be sent to you and only you and that if there was no one here, I was to wait here until you came to take this package." He said weakly. "You aunt is really scary. She threatened to castrate me if I didn't do as she told me to do and I don't know, but it's just the sound of her voice that makes me believe she will do it and I've never met her." He whimpered.

"I'm sorry about my aunt…would you like me to sign for it." Yumi asked as she took the small brown box.

"No, no, your aunt said no paper work. So please never say I was here." He said as he ran off to his truck and drove away.

Yumi blinked and looked at him drive away confused. She then turned back to her door and walked into her house. "I'm home!" Yumi called into her house, but she got no response from anyone. She walked into the kitchen. "Mom?" Yumi found a note lying on the table.

Picking up the note, she read it out loud to herself. "Went to the market, your bother is out with Kashiwagi-san and your father is going to be late for dinner. Could you please start boiling some water for me? Thank you."

Yumi put the note back down on the table and walked over to a cabinet, taking out a pot. She filled it up with water and put it on the stove, turning on the heat. She then walked over to her package and ripped off the tape, opening it. "Ok what did she send me now?" She asked herself as she took out the note that was right at the top when she opened the box.

Dear Yumi,

HELLO AGAIN FROM THE U.S. I hope you are well and I'm glad you enjoyed my first package so much. I hear that you're getting closer to that Sachiko person of yours because of those games. I'm glad I could help, but I have to ask…why haven't you put the moves on her?! What are you waiting for?! Throw her down and have your way with her! I'm sure she'd love that.

Yumi's eyes widened at the first part of the letter, her face in total shock. "H-how did she know that…? Putting the moves on Onee-sama?!" Yumi yelled out, her face turning a dark shade of red. Her mind started to wonder, creating a fantasy about putting the 'moves' on her Onee-sama, her eyes glazing over.

-Fantasy-

Yumi marched right up to the Ogasawara Mansion, a determined look upon her face. She was dressed in a white gown, complete with white high heels. Then with one swift kick to the front door, she found herself inside the mansion. The red rose looked around for only a moment before she ran upstairs and busted through Sachiko's room door.

Sachiko was lying on her bed, posing sexually. Light spilled into the room from her window, bathing the blue haired women in soft light. She was wearing a white gown much like Yumi's.

"Yumi!" Sachiko breathed seductively. "I knew you'd come for me."

"Yes Onee-sama I have." Yumi said as she approached the bed. Slowly, she crawled onto it and right next to Sachiko. The older girl blushed and looked away shyly.

"Oh Yumi, please be gentle with me." Sachiko said dramatically.

Yumi smirked. "Don't worry Onee-sama, I'll make you feel good."

-Back to reality-

Saliva started to gather into the brown-haired girl's mouth as her thoughts were turning into a more mature rating then this story is. Her drool dripped out of her slightly opened mouth and onto her hand, snapping her out of that fantasy.

Yumi jumped a little and quickly wiped the drool off her chin and her hand, her cheeks growing very hot from the blood that rushed to her face. She took a deep breath and turned back to the letter, reading the rest.

Oh if you're wondering how I knew all that…well lets just say I have my ways and sources. Anyhow, I'm sending you these brownies, but I don't want you to tell your family about them. These are 'Special' brownies that are just for you, no one else. Oh and I'll know if you tell them, so don't. You know what I'm capable of.

Yumi felt a shiver run up her spine.

Oh and one more thing, these are breakfast brownies so eat them before school.

Ok that's all for now. Bye sweetness and take care.

From your dear sweet aunt Eliza.

Yumi blinked and took out the carefully wrapped brownies out of the box. "Hmm, well I'd better listen to her…there are six brownies in here…so I'll eat two a morning." Yumi threw the box away and took the brownies as well as the letter up to her room and hid it under her bed.

-The next morning. Tuesday-

Yumi was up, dressed and ready for school. She got down on her knees and pulled out the brownies from under her bed. Just like her aunt said in her letter, she did not tell her family about the brownies, though she wondered. 'Why didn't she want me to tell my family about these?'

She shook off the thought and she took a hold of two brownies and sat on her bed, eating them.

"Hey these are really good. Dark chocolate is my favorite." She said happily as she munched away. Once she was finished she left her room and down the stairs. "I'm leaving for school, bye!" She called as she left her house.

Yumi walked down her street, to the bus stop, when she started to feel a little funny. Little did she know, the two brownies she just ingested were baked with Marijuana.

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Author's Notes: Alright, I know this is a little short and not too funny, but the next chapter will have a bit more humor in it. Thanks for reading.