I've been to hell. I've been to heaven. I've conversed with Satan, allied with the angels. Commanded holy armies. I've seen the light of life fall from human eyes. My eyes.
I've saved the world.
I'm more God than Cartman can ever dream of being. I'm more moral than Kyle can hope to be. I'm more beautiful than Stan can wish to be.
I'm friends with the devil's son. I have seen Earth from the clouds and smelt the brimstone of the underworld.
I've smelt eternal souls being tortured. Been in the golden palaces of God.
Met the Grim Reaper and the angel of death.
I've seen everything but into your heart. You fear me, and I fear pain. I'm an eternal spirit and you're a girl in my class.
Oh fuck it, I'm out of your league anyway.