"No one has noticed yet," Gai stage whispered, "but his gourde is suspicious!"
Gaara stared seemingly apathetically at the two morons but inside was a completely different story. His mental, Chibi self's eye twitched as both and the Shukaku watched the morons. 'What the hell are they on?' Chibi-Gaara whined.
'I don't know, kid, but hell, I want some!' thundered the Shukaku.
Chibi-Gaara screamed like a girl that caught someone peeping. Oh, Temari and Kankuro would have a hay day if Chibi-Gaara ever talked to them. 'Iya! Shuka-Kun, you can't!' Jeesh, Chibi-Gaara even sounded like a girl. What the hell…
'Like hell I can't! You can't stop me, Chibi-Gaki!'
''Course not. But Gaa-Chan can; huh Gaa-Chan?' Chirped the Chibi. Gaara would've screamed in annoyance. Contrary to popular Suna Nin beliefs, the reason Gaara was such a cold blooded and evil was not the screwed up seal. Well, Shukaku contributed to it because without Shukaku, Chibi-Gaara wouldn't have been born. Anyways, he was mad for blood because of Chibi-Gaara and Shukaku's arguments that made him want to kill someone.
Kankuro swallowed. "Gaara's got that look again," he whispered. He flinched behind his sister as Gaara's eyes turned to him briefly before going back to the morons who were screaming about youth or whatever.
'Right, Gaa-Chan? You would never let Shuka-Kun do bad things, right?' s/he asked his/her real self. Gaara sighed in annoyance at Chibi-Gaara whose gender could be questioned.
'No, kid, you'd let me get what they got, right?'
'If you would like me to crush my own skull in with sand, I would be ecstatic to give you their shit."
Beside Chibi-Gaara, Shukaku grinned and gave Chibi the peace sign. "It's a date then, Gaa-Chan~~!"