Hi, Kates. Why are you lying upside down?
It's supposed to be good for my – my – I forgot. But I'm too lazy to move again. Hey, why are you lying upside down now, too?
It seemed like it would be fun.
Typically. Something might be fun and you try it.
Yeah, that's just how I am. So, how long have you done this? My head starts to hurt from just this minute.
Oh, ahem…I don't know. Maybe for half an hour? What's wrong with your head, can't even take some blood?
What's wrong with your head? Ok, I give up I need to sit with my head above my legs not the other way round. Oh, and by the way, so do you.
Hey, stop it! Let go! Ouch! Mate, I was totally fine, why couldn't you let me be?
Didn't feel like sitting here and talking to your legs. And Kates, come on, you know you like it way better to be sitting on my lap than upside down on the couch.
Yeah, you wish!
Why haven't you moved then?
Well….I…I told you I was too lazy to move, still am.
Yeah right. Hey, but be happy, you didn't had to move from your position, I moved you.
That's right. Do I have to thank you now?
No, it's alright. My reward is you sitting on my lap.
You know, you're quite comfortable.
I would really like to take this as a compliment. But seeing as you liked to sit upside down for half an hour and finding that comfortable, I think I should feel insulted.
You just can't take a compliment.
I so can. Girls compliment me all the time because I'm so awesome.
Again I can only say: you wish! Oooh, stop tickling me, that's mean! Hahaha Stop it! You know I'm too lazy to move, how many times do I have to tell you?
You know, you're really pretty with your cheeks red.
Did you just compliment me? Wow, now you're cheeks are also red, and your ears. Cute.
Shut up!
See, you can't take a compliment.
Cute is no compliment for a guy. We're handsome or good looking, manly. But not cute. Cute is a bunny, not Fred Weasley.
Awww
Kates, shut up. Or do I have to do that?
How would you shut me up? That's something I would like to see.
How about this?
….
You kissed me.
Yeah.
You kissed me.
Yeah, I was there, you know.
You kissed me.
Kates, I know. And so do you.
I know that you know and I know. But I don't know….oh my, I'm confusing myself.
Well Katie that might come from too much blood in your head. I told you sitting upside down is not good.
Or it might come from sitting so close to you. Or more exactly sitting on your lap. Oh my! I'm sitting on your lap!
Yeah I know. Katie, this conversation is starting to get a little boring, you know. You always stating the obvious.
I'm sitting on your lap and you kissed me. And you are not nonplussed from that?
No. You see, I shifted you to sit on my lap. I kissed you. See, this all was my idea, so no, I'm not nonplussed.
You planed this?
Not exactly. I came here to talk to you, and the other stuff just happened. But I wanted to kiss you for some time now. It seemed like it would be fun.
Wow. I don't know what to say. Can I kiss you?
Why do you ask? I told you I want to kiss you.
Ok.
Thanks, I guess. You're a great kisser; can we do it some more?
Sure. But wait. Wait. Fred!
Will you go out with me?
Gladly. So, I wanted to ask something.
Yeah?
I forgot, let's kiss some more.
Gladly.