A/N: Another challenge response. This is theme 2, "desserts". Hope you like it. Crackish, sound effects, shonen-ai implications.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.
A New Type of Lure
by Mint Pizza Queen
Thump. Squeeeeeeak.
Naruto dragged his face down the glass, cheek smooshed upwards leaving a trail of drool in its wake. His blue eyes danced as he watched the lady inside the bakery lay out each individual cookie out delicately on the padded shelf.
The smell was consuming all remaining sanity.
Squeeeeak. Squeak.
The blonde dragged his face up the glass again when his line of sight was cut off by the edge of the window frame. His mouth was open and pressed against the shield, emitting a fog all around his face.
'Cooooookiiiiiieeeeee...'
"What the hell are you doing?"
Blue eyes tore away reluctantly from the display to find one Uchiha Sasuke staring back, arms crossed, looking mightily annoyed. "Thathuke?"
An eyebrow twitched. "Don't stick out your tongue; someone just may take that as an invitation to cut it off."
Naruto clamped his mouth shut and wiped the drool off his face just in time to resmash his face into the glass when the "Now Open" sign was flipped in the doorway.
Curiosity getting the better of him, Sasuke approached the glass in peeked inside.
There, nestled in their nest, was the prize of Naruto's eyes.
Sasuke scoffed.
"All this over cookies?"
The blonde went into frenzy, nearly knocking Sasuke's head off his shoulders. "All over cookies? I'll tell you this, Uchiha, those are damn good cookies. The best in Konoha! Made from scratch! Even the chocolate in them! Oooh, I wouldn't give to have one of those right now. Of course, you wouldn't know a good cookie even if it bit you on the ass!" He then proceeded to smother the glass with his face.
Sasuke snorted and muttered. "There had better be no ass biting cookies around; I'd hate to have to make you wear a prosthetic ass protector."
"What d'yah say?"
The Uchiha shrugged. "Nothing. Now, if you'll excuse me..." He sidestepped the blonde and marched into the shop boldly, leaving Naruto staring inside.
The hyperactive blonde watched as Sasuke approached the woman inside, waving a hand as he talked to her. He then motioned to the window where the lady looked over and jumped, eyes widening. She brought out a paper sack, walked over to the display, and stuffed several cookies inside before handing to Sasuke who handed several bills back in exchange.
Just as Sasuke exited the bakery, the blonde literally lunged at him and clung to his back like a leech. "Oooh, whatcha got there, hmm?"
Sasuke waved the bag. "Dessert."
Naruto pouted. "But I thought you didn't like cookies!"
"I don't, and who said that they were for me? Now get off." Naruto climbed off and watched as Sasuke inhaled the sweet scent of the freshly baked food.
"Well, if you're not going to eat them, who is? Huh?"
Sasuke began to back away, waving the bag teasingly. "I was thinking, maybe I'd give them to a certain blonde after a nice dinner as a nice dessert, but there's a catch..."
The smell overcame the blonde once more and he began to follow. "Yeah, I'm listening."
"You have to eat them in my bed." Sasuke waved them before taking off.
Naruto blinked with wide eyes before realization dawned on him and he took off after the conniving Uchiha.