Pacific Rim Saves Christmas
Author's Note: I hope u dont like Mako Mori bc she is a bitch and shouldnt be in the story. Raleigh and Yancy is mah OTP and she gets in da way. I put my own spin on da ending. Thanx Vincent 4 hlepin wit my story u rok sporkwaffles.
It was exactly 6:57:24pm on Christmas Eve. General Stacker Pentecoast was eagerly eying the radar, looking for the Kaiju monsters because he knew the Kaiju monsters were EVIL and hated Christmas. Generlal Stackr Pentecoaset also hated Christmas becasue Santa never gave him presents and also he had cancer so that made him sad.
Suddenly there was big noise like BWAAAAAAAAAAARRR like Inception noise. And then there was a Kaiju monster attacking the North Pole. And Lieutenant Stacker Pentecoast was torn because he doidn't llike Santa Claus, but everyone else did, and he didn't want them to be sad. (A/N: He's a big softy at 3)
He turned to the Australian guy's dad and he was like "Get my Gupsy Dahnger and Striker Erika and onto defend the miracle mile on the North Pole." And it was snowing and all the EVA pilots were opening their presents and Rally was sad because it was his first Christmas without his brother Mancy and all he wanted for Christmas was his brother back.
Juts then the Inception BWAAAAAAAA happened again and he knew the Kauji monster was attacking the North Pole. And Mako Mori said "Really stop open the present and get in the robot so we can fight the Kaiji monster." Mako Mori is Asian and doesnt' celebrate Christmas.
Captain General Stacker Pentecoast say over radio, "Gaiz we have protect Santa Claus even though I hate him cus the children wont get presents and also btw be careful bcuz tha Kaiuj is category 7" (A/N: it is stronger than any of the ones in the movie lol plz R&R).
Colornel General Captain Stacker Pentecoast and Australian Guy in Striker Urkel and Mako Mori and Really Beckett in Gipsy Danger are out on ice to fighte the Category 7 Kaiju monster and then Portal Lady said "Time for fight."
There was another BWAAAAAAAA and then fight begin with Gipsy Danger use iceberg as dagger and stabbed monster in the stomach. And Kaiju chest opened and glowing laser organ come out and ZAP! And laser makes Gipsy Danger and Striker Eureka mess up the machinery and want to make out w/ each other.
Ensigned Sargeant Private Lieutenant Stacker Pentecoast say, "BECKETT WAT U DO 4?" and Beckett said "Dude chill." And while mechs were distracted, the Category 7 Kaiju monster struck its mighty spiked lance into the moist chasm of Gipsy Danger's chest cavity. And spikes struck through Mako Mori 43297827803983459873402 times and she was dead (A/N: and the author rejoiced lol) and Buckett was like "damn now I can't fight teh Kaiju because Jugger need 2 pilots and there is only one now.
When all hope seemed to be gone, Raleigh heard slay bells ringing in the distance and a big fat man saying "ho ho ho" as raindeer landed to the top of Gipsy Danger's head. Santa hopped down into the robot alongside Raleigh and was like "I help you now because you are on my nice list!"
And then Santa Claus fixed Gipsy Danger with Christmas magic and made it 9000 times bigger with wreath blade as a weapon and the reindeer shooting lasers from their eyes. And then Santa looked at Raleigh Beckett and said "Time to put him on the naughty list." And then BAM! the category 7 Kaiju monster's head was cut off and became polar bear food.
Private Admiral Surgeon General Sprakle Sailor Senshi said, "And now Christmas is save thanks to Santa Claus and the Jaegermeisters." When they were about to finish opening their Christmas presents...THE GRINCH CAME AND STOLE THEM ALL!
To be continued...?