A/N: The following stories will fail to continue do to harrasment and mean comments.

What happens when they're drunk

The Greatest Threat (Until further notice)

When you're away from home

Avatar the last Dragon Ball Z kai

I guess What happens when they're not drunk is safe. But one more bad comment and that story will be gone too.

I'm sorry, to the people who actually enjoy my stories, but the people who don't like them have spoken while you haven't... I could change my mind. If I don't forget about the stories myself!

But here is 5 times Jim blew something up ( and the one time it wasn't him)

Jim was smirking, that same smirk he had when he was about to do something to piss someone off. He had mixed an unstable uhh... mixture to make something explode. He got this idea from one of the science books his mate forced him to look at.

~Stupid Vulcan... I love him.~ Jim thought to himself.

A few seconds later an explosion was heard throughout the ship. Spock was alarmed and searched through the channels to find the sorce of the- Jim. Jim did this, and Spock knew it. he could feel the emotions of his t'hy'la running through his head.

- Another humorous joke t'hy'la?- Spock said through their mind link.

- Nooo... I'm as concerned about the explosion as you are. So uhh... how concerned are you?- Jim replyed through the link.

- Quite actually. Jim I know you did this. I'm coming down there.-

Jim panicked. He had to get off that deck before- Red Shirts, they came through the door, looking for a possible soul to be in the room. Jim was hiding behind one of the surviving beams in the room, hoping the sucurity officers wouldn't see him. Spock arrived shortly after the Red Shirts, disapointed at what he saw. Bones was with him. They. Both. Looked. Pissed.

"Do you know who could have done this Spock?" Bones said to the Vulcan.

"Yes doctor. I believe it was the Captian." Spock replied (You happy Bitches?). Bones snorted. It was obvious that it was Jim... He was always doing stupid shit like this. It was his 'thing'. Unfortunately for Jim, the beam he was standing behind failed to stand strong, and toppled over like the rest of them.

Jim saw his mate's face, the slightest look of disapointment on his face. Bones didn't look any happier, and the Red Shirts just stared at him as if he were crazy as Hell. Jim laughed nervously and inched towards the nearest exit where his mate was standing by, eyes still watching him. When he got close enough to the exit, he made a B- line for the turbo lift at the end of the corridor.

Spock, Bones, then the Red Shirts bolted after him. The turbo lift doors closing just as they were almost there. Jim could see the last glimpse of Spock's outraged face. Jim headed straight for the engineering deck and found Scotty.

"Scotty, I need a place to hide down here, can you help me?" Jim said with desperation in his voice.

"Sure there lad, but what did ya do in thee first place?" Scotty replied.

"I blew something up...Don't worry about it." Jim said as Scotty led him to a "secret" closet. "I hope this is good enough. Thanks Scotty! Oh...Shit on a biscut and call it a sandwhich." Jim said as him mate stormed towards him and did the common Terran woman thing of pulling you husband/boyfriends ear to get them to come with you.

So what did you think? I hope you liked it!

Chapter 2 will be coming soon!

BYE!

-SuperSaiyanKayla