Okay! This is the first chapter in many that will be a High School Musical/Legend of Zelda: The Windwaker PARODY! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.
SO BELOW ISH A LIST OF WHO WILL BE PLAYING THE MAIN ROLES! YAAAAY.
Troy – Link
Gabriella – Zelda
Sharpay – Medli
Ryan – Makar
Okay. I DO NOT own any copyrighted things in this story. DUH. I DO however own the word Plumber Burger and you're not allowed to use it without my permission, ok?
And FYI, DWMS stands for Dude, Where's My Sanity aka ME.
.::In A Karaoke Place::.
Announcer guy: Ummm… Ok I need people to sing before I get fired… please… anyone?
Link: OOH. OOH. PICK ME!!!!
-No one else raises their hand-
Announcer guy: Okay… that weird looking little blonde kid.
Link: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY –jumps up onto the stage-
Grandma: WTF? You're supposed to be a basketball star! A BASKETBALL STAAARRR!
Link: Umm yeah… okay, I'll do that later.
Grandma: Okie dokie…
Link: -sings- OOOHHHHHH THIS IS THE START OF SOMETHING NEEEWWWW.
-Glass breaks-
-Eardrums pop-
-Karaoke place goes on fire-
-People run around screaming-
-All get brain damaged-
-All die-
-Except Zelda who was watching Link with earplugs-
Zelda: He has the most beautiful voice! –jumps onstage-
Zelda: -sings actually good-
This could be the start of something new.
It feels so right to be here with you.
-Link joins in-
-song is ruined-
AND NOW LOOKIN IN YOUR EEEEYYEEES
I FEEL IN MY HEEEAAART
THE START OF SOMETHING NEEEEEEWWWWW.
-both run away like the retards they are before they get sued for burning down the karaoke place-
.::In School the Next Day::.
Zelda: But I don't want to be the weird new girl! I'm sick of being the braniac!
Zelda's mom: Zelda. You can't even add 2 +2.
Zelda: I CAN PRETEND.
Zelda's mom: Besides, you've lived here since you were five.
Zelda: Suuuure I have.
-Link sees Zelda-
Link: OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU GO TO MY SCHOOL?
Zelda: Yes.
Link: …
Zelda: Don't you remember? I sit next to you in math, French, science, I worked on five projects with you in ELA, and I was your gym partner for an entire semester last year.
Link: OH YEAH. YOU'RE THAT BLONDE CHICK.
Zelda: … Smart
Link: It's okay. I'm blonde at heart.
Zelda: Link, you ARE blonde.
Link: OMFG REALLY?
Zelda: …
Link: …
Zelda: …
Link: …
Zelda: Okay bye.
Link: WAIT. What's your name?
Zelda: Um… it's Spongebob… What do you think, dumbass?
Link: OKIE DOKIE! BYE SPONGEBOB!
Zelda: …
.::In The Gym::.
Link: GOTTA GET MY HEEEAAAD IN DAAA GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME BUT I LOOOOOVE SPONGEBOB!
Grandma: SHUT THE FUCK UP SONNY. I DIDN'T PAY YOU TO SING!
Link: BUT SPONGEBOB IS SO HOT!
Grandma: -backs away slowly-
.::At the Math Place::.
Aryll: Okay. What's 64537264782346382 divided by 8523794 plus the square root of 3x to the 732842748923 power times your mom's brain cells?
Zelda: -raises hand-
Aryll: Yes, Zelda?
Zelda: May I count on meh toes?
Aryll: …
Zelda: …
Aryll: No, retard. Okay… so, as I was saying.
Zelda: EXCUSE ME! WHAT IS TWO TIMES ONE???
Aryll: Your I.Q. …. MOVING ON.
Zelda: EXCUSE ME? WHAT IS THREE PLUS—
Aryll: SHUT THE FUCK UP DUMBASS.
.::In the Auditorium::.
King of Red Lions: OMG I GOT A GREAT IDEA. LET'S HAVE A MUSICAL.
-suddenly DWMS has an awesome idea-
DWMS: COOOWS.
-a cow magically falls from the sky onto King of Red Lions-
King of Red Lions: AHHHH WTF.
-falls through a plot hole-
-cow is the new director-
DWMS: OMG YAAAAAAY.
.::Elsewhere::.
Medli: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Makar: …
Medli: BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA.
Makar: …
Medli: BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Makar: WTF.
Medli: WHAT IS IT YOU RETARDED TREE STUMP?
Makar: Why are you laughing?
Medli: Because it's time to try out for the musical!
Makar: Which would be…
Medli: No idea. They never mention it in the real movie.
Makar: So… you want to be in it… why?
Medli: BECAAAUUUUSE, MY LITTLE RETARDED TREE STUMP OF A BROTHER, I HAVE STARRED IN EVERY PLAY SINCE KINDERGARTEN! AND SO HAVE YOU!
Makar: Right… hey wait a minute…
Medli: Never mind why we're brother and sister and we want to be cast as people in love with each other.
Makar: Yeah. I never got that.
Medli: …..
Makar: ….Soooo…. what's for dinner?
Medli: WTF? WTF? THERE IS A MUSICAL GOING ON AND ALL YOU CAN THINK ABOUT IS DINNER?
Makar: WELL I'M HUNGRY GODDAMNIT!
Medli: Oh um… have a plumber burger.
Makar: WHAT IN THE NAME OF DEAR SWEET GOD IS A PLUMBER BURGER??? –takes the plumber burger and starts eating it-
Medli: Well… first you take a plumber. Then you make him unclog a pipe, and then stick his head down the toilet. Flush five times. Then you take a cow and force him to watch reruns of Jimmy Neutron for five hours until he dies. Email his body to Antarctica. While he is there a polar bear will eat him while doing the chicken dance and then burst into flames. Then your mother will remind you that you left the plumber drowning in the toilet and you have to go get him. Hopefully he will still be alive. AND THAT'S HOW YOU MAKE A PLUMBER BURGER.
Makar: Um… I mean what is a Plumber Burger made of?
Medli: OH! WHALE MEAT YOU IDIOT.
Makar: WTF. –Barfs-
Medli: Anyways let's go try out for the play!
Makar: -continues barfing-
Medli: I SAID LET'S GO TRY OUT FOR THE PLAY!
Makar: -continues barfing-
Medli: …..
Makar: -barfs some more-
Medli: Ohhh Makar... I have 48357489572823147218472482 DOOOLLARS….
Makar: REALLY? –stops barfing-
Medli: I didn't say I'd give it to you.
Makar: I HATE YOU. YOU'RE MEAN.
-Suddenly a giant mob of Paris Hilton look-alikes come and trample them into the ground-