"Oi, Kuroko, what are you doing?" Kagami asked bluntly as he walked into the kitchen to see the blue haired boy laying dramatically across the countertop.
Kuroko gently stroked the toaster he had been whispering to.
"I'm trying to turn it on."
Kagami blinked a few times at the scene in front of him before having a response.
"What?"
Kuroko softly caressed the silvery metal of the toaster's exterior as he repeated: "I'm trying to turn it on."
"Kuroko, what the fuck. That is a toaster." Kagami was trying to grasp the logic behind trying to arouse a kitchen appliance. Completely ignorant to the oddity of his mission, Kuroko continued his attempt to seduce the inanimate object.
"Why are you trying to turn on the toaster?" Kagami asked impatiently as soon as Kuroko started whispering to it again
"It's broken. I want toast."
"Oi, I don't think you understand-"
But there was no stopping Kuroko. He was determined to turn on the toaster. He wanted toast.