Hi, my name is Tara Penelope Sarah Cameron Serpentine!

I'm a birdkid, which means I have wings and stuff, because of these evil scientist dudes.

One day, I was flying in the sky, listening to Kelly Clarkson (who's the best singer ever!).

I was wearing these cute hot pink boots I got at Wal-Mart, these tight yellow jeans – also from Wal-Mart – and this neon blue shirt.

I like bright colors.

Also, my hair is bright purple, with orange, green, silver, and black streaks.

Suddenly, Erasers attacked!

"AHHHH!" I screamed, as they literally kicked me out of the sky.

I landed in the grass (thankfully) in front of this girl with blonde hair. "Who are you!?" she demanded.

"I'm Tara Penelope Sarah Cameron Serpentine." I mumbled.

She gasped and took a step back. "Tara!?"

Isn't this the most epic fic ever!? I think so!