Integra's Birthday
I have no idea why I wrote this. Oh well! enjoy Alu-chan making a fool of himself. I have no idea when
integra's birthday is, but for now I put it in February. In another story you'll see when.
Alucard had no idea why he was doing this. Why was he doing this? struggling with wrapping paper and getting his hair stuck to tape? Bacause it was his master's birthday. Did humans have to waste they're time celebrating being a year older. Not that Master wanted to be reminded she was now 32. The hard part was getting to Integra to believe his foolish story and give him money.
FLASHBACK
"Why the hell would you want money?" Integra asked seeming more than slightly annoyed.
"Um..." Alucard's mind went crazy trying to find a suitable story that his master wouldn't be suspicious of. " I'm going to buy christmas gifts..." God, that sounded so stupid!
"Alucard... Christmas is 10 months away..." Integra's frown made it obvious she didn't believe him.
"I'm... going early christmas shopping. To avoid the mobs Police Girl always tells me about." Quick thinking! Alucard said to himself silently, happy he could come up with something relatively believable on such short notice.
"As long as you're not going to buy yourself another gun, fine." just like that Integra handed him 10 000 cash.
"Thank you!" with that Alucard had disappeared in the shadows. Leaving the manor for downtown London.
END FLASHBACK
Alucard sighed. This was getting no where and the gift looked terrible. He looked even worse. Covered in tape and wrapped in decorative paper. Ribbon hung in a tangled mess a top of his head.
" I hate wrapping paper and it hates me!" Alucard shouted to no one in particular. The wrapping paper responded by refusing to de-tangle itself from his hand. "Damn you!" while shaking the stupid excuse for something pretty off of himself Alucard thought about the gift.
FLASHBACK
Alucard walked into a store that was obviously for women called La Senza. A few women with children shot him dirty looks.
"Hello, may I help you?" a male employee said a little too sweetly.
"Um.. yeah. I'm looking for a birthday gift."
"Oooh! Then let me take you over here." the man guided him to a counter covered in panties and bras. 'God... Help me'alucard silently pra " how about this?" he held up a thong and bra set. If Alucard could he probably would have blushed furiously.
"No! My relationship with her isn't like that."
"Than would you like to go with something less upbeat?"
" no but thanks for your help." Alucard ran ( almost) out of the shop.
'Now what?' he thought 'candy! Girls like that stuff right?' Walking across the street Alcucard entered a store call Laura Secord . Looking at all the valentine's gift baskets made Poor alucard feel as if the idea in his head was pathetic. When did his self esteem get so low ?! Alucard bought a whole bunch of white chocolate and maple sugar candies. Integra was always going on about real canadian maple syrup. 'I can't just buy candy! I have to buy something else!'
END FLASH BACK
"Police Girl!" Alucard said in his mind.
"Yes, master?" she answered
"I need help!" In a few seconds Seras Victoria was at his door.
"What is it master? I hope you know I have a life."
"Help!" he cried almost pathetically
"Why...?"
"Don't ask."
"What did you get her?"
"I don't want to talk about it."
Seras quickly read his thoughts. "You bought her...?!" before Alucard could say anything she burst out laughing. "You are sly! You know that?"
"No. But thanks for helping me with this god damn paper!" Alucard yelled sarcastically.
"Fine, fine." Seras helped him untangle the paper.
"Show me your gift then I'll know how to decorate mine." Alucard said. Seras pulled out a box from who knows where. It was perfectly wrapped in blue, green and brown striped paper, a cream coloered ribbon was tied and curled expertly around the box. Alucard looked down at the mess he was trying to call a gift.
'there goes my self esteem again' he thought.
"Want me to hepl you master?"
"No, I want you to rip up the gift, of cousre I want you to help me!"
"Why are you so mean?" Seras mumbled. But she took off the previous wrapping paper. Covering it with blue and green polka-dots on a white background. Then she put brown ribbon around it.
"Thank you." Alucard bit out as seras handed him the box.
It was at this moment that Walter came. "The setting up for the party is complete. I just sent someone out to pick Sir Integra up from her day at the spa..We have to go get ready."
"You sent Integra to a Spa?" Alucard asked, wondering how Walter had gotten Integra to agree to that.
"Yes... and she was kicking and screaming all the way into the limo. She... Even bit me." Seras was biting her lip, restraining herself from laughing. Today was just too funny!
"Alright then. Let's go get ready" Seras said after she fought back her giggles.