Disclamer: me? Own Naruto & the gang? Yeah.. Right. I DISOWN!

A.N.: just a short drabble, my attempt to be funny, sort of ;D

warning: un-betaed


In one particular night in Konohagakure.

"Naruto..."

"Yeah?"

"Marry me."

...

?

"WHAT? Bu..bu.. but.. teme?"

"No but, marry me."

"Bu... WHY?"

"Dobe. Because I want to marry you, of course."

"B..But.. WHY?"

"Because you are my best friend."

"But people don't get married just because they're best friend!"

"Hn. That's a good reason to get married."

"But I'm a boy!"

"I know that."

"But I'm not even gay!"

"Hn. We can change that."

"WHAT? Bu...but Sasuke..."

"Hn."

"I can't give you a child, besides..."

"I realize that but we can always try something to have one"

"But..."

"No more but naruto, just say yes! And for your information, I don't propose you just because you are my best friend."

?

"You are not?"

"Dobe. It's because I love you. More than just brother, more than just best friend, so marry me."

"Heh, teme, I almost thought you won't say it."

"Hn, dobe."

"So, no please?"

Sasuke only smirked and kissed him senseless.

Then they get married and try to have a happy merry marriage.


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