The GF Story Of Randomness
By: Quistis Treplin
Email: CrankyLittleBitch@mewomail.com


Some of the GFs...being weird.....ok..this is crazy..and very random..only one such as I could make this crazy stoned thing you guyz call a story...heh

All GF's are hiding out in the "magic lamp"

Cerberus; I'm gay

Shiva; I ate pencil lead before! ::nibbles on her foot::

Bahumut; Gee Willikers Squall called me a pussy!

::GFs are all gasping::

Carbunkle; What's a pussy?

Bahumut;....uh....uh....don't know.

Alexander; GO GO POWER RANGERS!

Little brother from Brothers; Rip van wrinkle arrested me.

Siren; ::in scottish accent:: I'll take the high road and you'll take the low road!!!!!!!

Quezacotl; I like cheese nips!

Pandemona; I prefer cheese its.

Quezacotl; Man, ya gotta go with the nips.

Pandemona; ITs!!! DAMNIT!

Ifrit; Anyone wanna have hot kinky horny sex with me!?

Shiva; ::chewing on her toe:: TIS I!

::They wander off in a distant land::

Diablos; In the beginning of the game we star in,..some funky ladies say "FRITOS"

Carbunkle; FRITOS?! WHERE!

Diablos; Shutup.

Carbunkle; OKAY!!!!!!

Siren; I did not have sexual relations with Zell..

::crickets are heard::

Cerberus: Well, I'm gay.

Quezacotl: Tiddle lee dee tiddle lee do I see the monkey doo!

::silent::

Alexander; I sound like a truck!!!

Carbunkle; I ate a finger nail before it was GRRRRREAT!

Siren; FROSTED FLAKES THIER MORE THAN GOOD-

Bahamut; THIERRRRRRR GRRRRRRRREAT!!

Eden; Flooping bottoms!

Siren; Hey, Eden, wanna masturbate in the corner?!

Eden; Yabba dabba doo!

::They head to a corner::

Cerberus; I mentioned I twas gay!

Carbunkle; TWASSSSSRRIFIC!!

Diablos; Humans suck like a strip mall..

::Carbunkle explodes and skettles fly burst out of him::

Siren; ::doing her GF attack:: SKETTLES TASTE THE RAINBOW!!!!

Pandemona; Jimmy cracked corn and I don't why!

::Ifrit and Shiva come back::

Shiva; ::Chewing on knee like jerky:: Ifrit showed me true dimond dust!!!

Ifirt; I saw some hell's fire, man is whoo!!

Big Brother in Brothers: There after me lucky charms!

:: Pure silence::

Ceberus; I'm gay!

The
End.


Now time for Quistis Treplin Sayz!

You guys are probably thinking, "what is she on"..LOL..but forreal i am queen of randomnees as you can see..lol..want more!? lol