Notes from your authoress: the first 12 of these belong to inukag1234 the rest are all meh lol
Do's and Don'ts of Feudal Japan
1. Shippo is not a punching bag.
2. Do not ask Inuyasha about his time of the month…
Or Naraku….
3. Inuyasha doesn't wanna do it 'doggie style'
Either does Sesshomaru.
4. Don't call Kouga Jacob Black, no matter how well it suits him.
5. Do not tell Sesshomaru to play 'fetch'
Or Inuyasha…
6. Inuyasha does not want a dog treat.
He wants potato chips…
7. Inuyasha is not your pet.
He is Kagome's but saying so is fatal.
8. Inuyasha's parallel self is not Edward Cullen.
9. On that note he does not need to sparkle , so I will not rub glitter glue on him when he sleeps.
10. Do not steal Sesshomaru's fluffy. EVER!
11. Do not offer Kouga a squeaky toy.
Or Inuyasha…..
not somehow get them to fight over said squeaky toy, that they never got.
13. Do not give Rin chewing gum.
Or Shippo….As this may result in sticky hair/fur.
14. Do silence Rin, and Shippo with fruit snacks, and pocki.
15. Do not touch Inuyasha's ears.
They're Kagome's but mentioning so is fatal.
16. Kanna's mirror is not DVD compatible nor video game compatible.
17. Shippo does not want a bike.
He wants a coloring book….
18. Kirara's tails are not to be used to make s'mores.
19. Do not braid Kouga's tail…results may be fatal.
20. Shippo is not a girl…saying so will make him cry to Kagome.
21. On that note do not mention his bow…"its very manly"
22. Do not sing who let the dogs out around Inuyasha
Or Sesshomaru….
23. Never tell Inuyasha that he's in a love triangle with Kagome, and Kouga.
24. Do not steal Inuyasha, and the rest of the gang's clothes.
As funny as that would be.
25. Don't draw whiskers on Inuyasha's face while he sleeps.
Or Sesshomaru's….
Or Kouga's….
26. Don't tie a pole to Inuyasha, and attach a dog bone on fishing line to the end of said pole.
27. Don't ever tell Miroku about the strip clubs in the future.
28. Don't tie a sled to Inuyasha, and tell him to mush.
Or Sesshomaru….
't tell Kagome that Kikyo thinks she's prettier than her.
30. Don't go in hot springs around Miroku.