Disclaimer: the Harry Potter universe belongs to JK. Including all the people in this chapter.

This is my new fic called the life of Saturn. I wrote the summary out for this fic weeks before I even thought about starting this fic and I attempted this first chapter many times but I never could get one that I was happy with.

Chapter 1 - Maturity missed you out

"Malfoy you insufferable git give me it back" Hermione screamed and jumped off the sofa trying to get her potion notes that she had been working on when Draco had decided to annoy her and pinch her notes. This was their last year and they were both heads.

"Let me think...No" Draco said holding the papers up even higher, Hermione was much shorter than him and had no chance of reaching. She gave a frustrated sigh.

"Malfoy please, you know the essay is due tomorrow" she said jumping to try to reach, but she couldn't so she wiped out her wand and before Draco had time to blink she had it pointed at his manhood.

"What do you think your doing?" he snapped

"If you don't give me back my notes, I swear to god that youll never be with any of your little sluts again"

"How?"

"Ill castrate you, the hard way" she said dangerously. Draco saw the look of violence in her eyes and let out a small whimper of fear "I'm not joking" she said jabbing the wand closer to him

"Ok, ok, ok" he said and threw the notes at her

"Thank you" she said as she picked them up, she put her wand back into her robes and walked back to the study desk that was in their common room. "Maturity obviously missed you out" she mumbled.

"Bitch" Draco said

"You foul loavesome, evil little cockroach"

"Like it's a bad thing" Draco smirked at his witty remark "At least I'm not a mudblood"

"That's the problem, isn't it, me been a mudblood, tell me honestly if I wasn't you would have more respect for me wouldn't you"

"Maybe" he mumbled to himself more than Hermione

"Let me tell you something Malfoy because I'm awfully sick of it. Yes I'm a mudblood, but do you know what, I don't care. I have more friends than you, people respect me, people look up to me, envy me, trust me and love me. Now I know no one has even one of those feelings for you and if that's what a pure blood gets, then I'm glad I'm not up to your standards. I have the love and trust from my friends, and if that's what I get from being a mudblood then I'm glad to be a mudblood" she yelled at him, Draco had gone bright red.

"You fucking whore, how dare you say that about me, filthy little mudblood, nothing more than a common lowlife whore"

"That's it" she yelled and raised her fist and punched Draco square in the face, harder and with more force than she did when she was in third year. Draco stumbled and touched his nose, a small drop of blood dripped from his nose, followed by a bigger drop.

"You'll regret that"

"Try me" and Draco did, he pushed her back by her shoulder causing her to fall over the coffee table that was behind her, Hermione flew backwards but before she fell to the floor she caught herself and charged at Draco, who wasn't expecting her to catch herself.

She ran to him a pounced on him, pushing him too the floor, she landed on top of him, straddling him. Draco grabbed her hair, which was much longer and he pulled it with all the force he had in him.

Hermione let out a scream and tried to pull her hair back so he wouldn't pull it out from the roots, once he let go she slapped him across the face leaving a small red hand print on his cheek.

"Right" Draco breathed and grabbed on to her shoulder with both his hands and pushed her off him. Hermione wasn't going to give up without a fight and grabbed his shoulder pushing him at the same time.

Both ended up rolling around on the floor. Hermione's wand fell out of her pocket before she had a chance to grab it and it skidded across the floor at a great speed because of the force it flew out of her pocket.

"I hate you" she screeched as he grabbed a arm and a leg of hers. Draco wasn't decided whether to brake her arm or leg so he went for both.

"I hate you more mudblood" Hermione managed to free her leg and with it kicked him in the chest. Draco felt the strong impact and let go of Hermione and rolled off her, trying to catch his breath. He stood up and walked over to where Hermione was now standing

"Try anything like that again and I wont stop" he warned turning and walking to his room "Little whore" he said under his breath. Hermione on the other hand heard what he said and again ran at him cursing him for calling her a whore. She jumped on his back and grabbed his perfect hair that was just under the ears in length. Perfect to pull.

"Let go Granger, do you realize how much it costs to maintain perfection, no you wouldn't would you not with that birds nest you call hair". That comment caused Hermione to snap more than she had done already.

She jumped off his back, still hanging on to his hair and despite him been much taller managed to forcefully push him into the wall.

Draco's face hit the wall with so much force they heard a crack and Draco angrily clutched his nose screaming it was broken. Hermione feeling he was taught his lesson backed off and held her hand to her face feeling the bloodied nose she was supporting. She could also taste the blood in her mouth from her bust lip.

"This isn't over Granger, a broken nose wont stop me" he said curling his hand into a fist and landing one on Hermione, right on her left eye.

"What is the meaning of this?" Came a voice from the door. Both teens turned to see Porfessor McGonagall standing there, with her hair in a tight bun and her tartan nightclothes on.

"Explain, yourselves" she demanded, no one spoke "That's it then, follow me" Draco and Hermione looked at each other and growled "NOW" she screeched and they decided to follow one another.

The heads common room was at the top end of the castle, the next floor from the Gryffindor common room. McGonagalls room was adjacent to the common room and she had not been the only woken by the thumping on the floor and loud threats.

"We shall go see Professor Snape before going to Professor Dumbledore" McGonagall said. They walked briskly down the stone steps. Draco clutched onto his nose and Hermione tried to stop the bleeding coming from her own, but she was bleeding too much and gave up since her hands were covered in it.

"Hermione what's wrong?"

"What did he do?"

"Some one get Harry and Ron"

Were among the things they heard as they passed the fat lady's portrait, all the Gryffindor's had been woken by the noise the fighting pair had made and when McGonagall had left quickly they all fled out into the corridor to see what had happened.

One first year had been sent to get Harry, Ron and Ginny.

"Mione?" Ginny exclaimed as she ran to Hermione. Harry and Ron looked set to kill Draco as they walked passed.

"Miss Weasley, please refrain yourself and all of you get back into the common room" McGonagall yelled, no one moved

"Hermione, what happened?" Ron yelled

"If you did this Malfoy, your dead" Harry said clutching his wand.

"Mr. Potter, these two are in enough trouble as it is with Professor Dumbledore, he does not need you adding to the problem this late at night. Now all of you get back into the common room" she said still walking down the corridor.

They walked passed the Hufflepuff entrance to be greeted with the same comments they received from the Gryffindor's. Hogwarts was famous for its gossiping portraits and before they had chance to walk down the next set of steps the entire Hufflepuff common room was out in force.

"The heads were fighting"

"Look at the state of them"

"I hope she enjoyed giving him that broken nose, I sure would"

"What did he do to disserve that?"

"Madame Sprout, please get your house back into the common room" McGonagall snapped at the little woman, who was already trying to get the students back through the door and into the common room.

Next was Ravenclaw house, the students there were much more out of control, Professor Filtwick was very small compared to the 1st years, let alone the seventh years, most of the boys were about 6 foot tall.

"Malfoy and Granger... saw that one coming"

"I hope he's disfigured"

"I hope they get expelled for what they have done"

"Look at the state"

"She looks like she's done more rounds with a Hippogriff than him"

"I heard he likes his women to be rough and vigorous in bed, but blimey" yelled a fourth year. Hermione and Draco gave him death looks and he skulked back into the common room. Fearing for his life.

McGonagall saw Filtwick struggling to get his house back into the common room but she decided to ignore it and continued going down to the dungeons to get Snape. Who of cause knew about the fight from the bloody Barron who had been told by The grey Lady of Ravenclaw. He was pushing passed students to get out of the common room shouting detentions left right and centre for those who was in his way.

"Malfoy, what did she do?"

"Oh, he'll be pissed"

"She's dead if he's scared"

"That little bitch"

"Mudblood"

"Oh my baby's hurt, you'll live to regret this mudblood" came Pansy's voice from somewhere at the back of the crowd "Mark my words"

"She deserves everything she gets"

"Professor Snape, please accompany me to see Albus" she said turning on her heal and matching, Snape at her side up the steps and along the main teachers corridor.

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