All This Could've Been Avoided If He Just Did the Dishes
Chapter one: The ridiculously huge yellow soupy sponge.
Inuyasha fiddled with his chopsticks at the dinner table. His head was bowed and his hair covered his eyebrows and shadowed his eyes. Kagome had been drawling on about school, tests, and how POed she was at ji-chan for saying she had scurvy this week. And thus Inuyasha had stopped listening a long time ago.
"WELL MOM THAT WAS A GREAT MEAL", Kagome shouted slightly too loud for Inuyasha's sensitive ears.
He winced.
"Why thank you Kagome, I have to go shopping now can you and Inuyasha-sama clear the table and clean the kitchen?"
"SURE MOM!" yelled Kagome even louder then the first time, this time Inuyasha visibly cringed. Ms. Hirigashi gave him a sympathetic look before grabbing her keys and walked out the door.
Inuyasha attentively listened to her fading foot steps down the shrine steps. Kagome who had just finished clearing the last of the plates wiped her hair around as she turned to Inuyasha.
Inuyasha was caught with a vision of the epitome of beauty. Kagome's hair glided through the air like ebony waves, her eyes were bright, and she smiled wide, the only thing that ruined this perfect picture was her sadistic laughing.
"Iiiinuuuu-yaaasha, I have a little job for you."
Inuyasha, for the first time in his life.well other then that time when he accused her of doing something with Kouga. he was actually afraid of Kagome.
He got up slowly out of his chair out of his chair and backed away, like you would do to a rabid dog. Kagome's eyes just gleamed with preditorial interest as she matched him step for step.
"Inuyasha."
Inuyasha stumbles over a chair.
"Inuyasha."
Inuyasha places the chair between him and Kagome.
"Inuyasha.YOU GET TO DO THE DISHES!!!!!!!!" at that moment Kagome pulled a ridiculously huge yellow soupy sponge from thin air and thrust it at Inuyasha. Suds flew of the ridiculously huge yellow soupy sponge and landed in his hair and on his face.
Not to mention his eyes."OH GOD IT BURNS, KAMI-SAMA IT BURNS."
"INUYASHA stop whining and do the dishes!!"
"MY EYES. MY PRESIOUS EYES.I CAN'T SEE."
Inuyasha was rubbing furiously at one of his eyes now.
"Inuyasha I'm sorry but you have to do the dishes," she thrust the ridiculously huge yellow soupy sponge at Inuyasha again, a bunch of suds flew from the sponge in slow motion and landed in the same eye that he had been previously rubbing.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKHHHHHH" Inuyasha's were bent and semi closed fists were in the air. He shook his head slowly mouthing the word "why?"
Inuyasha let out the loudest, girliest scream she had ever heard, which to put simply alarmed her, she stepped towards him still holding the ridiculously huge yellow soupy sponge. Inuyasha, seeing this, said "I'M NOT GOING TO DO THE DISHES" and jumped out the window.
Kagome was left sweat dropping shuffling between the emotions of amused and worried that Inuyasha was lose in Tokyo probably half blind from the soup in his eyes.
In the next episode of when psycho mikos attack: we see inuyasha aimlessly wondering through Tokyo, indeed half blind (and slightly disoriented but why you say review and the next chapter shall come).
Inuyasha fiddled with his chopsticks at the dinner table. His head was bowed and his hair covered his eyebrows and shadowed his eyes. Kagome had been drawling on about school, tests, and how POed she was at ji-chan for saying she had scurvy this week. And thus Inuyasha had stopped listening a long time ago.
"WELL MOM THAT WAS A GREAT MEAL", Kagome shouted slightly too loud for Inuyasha's sensitive ears.
He winced.
"Why thank you Kagome, I have to go shopping now can you and Inuyasha-sama clear the table and clean the kitchen?"
"SURE MOM!" yelled Kagome even louder then the first time, this time Inuyasha visibly cringed. Ms. Hirigashi gave him a sympathetic look before grabbing her keys and walked out the door.
Inuyasha attentively listened to her fading foot steps down the shrine steps. Kagome who had just finished clearing the last of the plates wiped her hair around as she turned to Inuyasha.
Inuyasha was caught with a vision of the epitome of beauty. Kagome's hair glided through the air like ebony waves, her eyes were bright, and she smiled wide, the only thing that ruined this perfect picture was her sadistic laughing.
"Iiiinuuuu-yaaasha, I have a little job for you."
Inuyasha, for the first time in his life.well other then that time when he accused her of doing something with Kouga. he was actually afraid of Kagome.
He got up slowly out of his chair out of his chair and backed away, like you would do to a rabid dog. Kagome's eyes just gleamed with preditorial interest as she matched him step for step.
"Inuyasha."
Inuyasha stumbles over a chair.
"Inuyasha."
Inuyasha places the chair between him and Kagome.
"Inuyasha.YOU GET TO DO THE DISHES!!!!!!!!" at that moment Kagome pulled a ridiculously huge yellow soupy sponge from thin air and thrust it at Inuyasha. Suds flew of the ridiculously huge yellow soupy sponge and landed in his hair and on his face.
Not to mention his eyes."OH GOD IT BURNS, KAMI-SAMA IT BURNS."
"INUYASHA stop whining and do the dishes!!"
"MY EYES. MY PRESIOUS EYES.I CAN'T SEE."
Inuyasha was rubbing furiously at one of his eyes now.
"Inuyasha I'm sorry but you have to do the dishes," she thrust the ridiculously huge yellow soupy sponge at Inuyasha again, a bunch of suds flew from the sponge in slow motion and landed in the same eye that he had been previously rubbing.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKHHHHHH" Inuyasha's were bent and semi closed fists were in the air. He shook his head slowly mouthing the word "why?"
Inuyasha let out the loudest, girliest scream she had ever heard, which to put simply alarmed her, she stepped towards him still holding the ridiculously huge yellow soupy sponge. Inuyasha, seeing this, said "I'M NOT GOING TO DO THE DISHES" and jumped out the window.
Kagome was left sweat dropping shuffling between the emotions of amused and worried that Inuyasha was lose in Tokyo probably half blind from the soup in his eyes.
In the next episode of when psycho mikos attack: we see inuyasha aimlessly wondering through Tokyo, indeed half blind (and slightly disoriented but why you say review and the next chapter shall come).