Disclaimer: I don't own anything the characters nor the tune, but i do however own the lyrics, though they are nothing but a parody.
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Christian: Porn is a many pleasured thing, porn lifts "us" up where we belong, all you need is porn!
Satine: Please don't start that again
Christian: All you need is Porn!
Satine: A girl has got to eat
Christian: All you need is Porn!
Satine: She'll end up on the street
Christian: All you need is Porn!
Satine: Porn is just a waste
Christian: I was made for watching porn baby, you were made for enjoying it!
Satine: The only way of getting my porn is to pay a kinky fee
Christian: Just one night! Just one night!
Satine: There's no way, cause you can't pay
Christian: In the name of Porn, one night in the name of porn!
Satine: You horny fool, I wont give into you
Christian: Don't leave me this way, I can't survive, without your sweet porn, oh baby, don't leave me this way.
Satine: You'd think that people would have had enough of silly porn flicks
Christian: I look around me and I see, it isn't so, oh no
Satine: Some people want to fill the world with underground porn shops
Christian: Well what's wrong with that? I'd like to know, cause here I go again. Porn lifts "us" up, makes it hard and long! They make you say oh my, I wish I was that guy!
Satine: Porn makes us act like we are fools, throw our money away for one toy for play
Christian: We could be porn stars! Just for one day
Satine: You, you will be cheap
Christian: No I won't!
Satine: And I, I'd have to be drunk!
Christian: We should be porn stars!
Satine: We can't do that
Christian: We should be porn stars, and that's a fact!
Satine: Though nothing, can keep you from my porn
Christian: We could still time, just for one day
Unison: We could be porn stars! Forever and ever! We could be porn stars! Forever and ever! We could be porn stars!
Christian: Just because I will always love porn
Unison: I can't help loving
Christian: Porn
Satine: How wonderful life is
Unison: Now porn's in my world
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- PennylessWriter26