Hey there people. I just want you all to keep in mind that I absolutely love the moulin rouge and I am not trying in any way to disrespect it or the characters. Everyone has their quirky moments with their friends, and i have to give half of the credits to this to my friend Jeremy.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything the characters nor the tune, but i do however own the lyrics, though they are nothing but a parody.

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Christian: Porn is a many pleasured thing, porn lifts "us" up where we belong, all you need is porn!

Satine: Please don't start that again

Christian: All you need is Porn!

Satine: A girl has got to eat

Christian: All you need is Porn!

Satine: She'll end up on the street

Christian: All you need is Porn!

Satine: Porn is just a waste

Christian: I was made for watching porn baby, you were made for enjoying it!

Satine: The only way of getting my porn is to pay a kinky fee

Christian: Just one night! Just one night!

Satine: There's no way, cause you can't pay

Christian: In the name of Porn, one night in the name of porn!

Satine: You horny fool, I wont give into you

Christian: Don't leave me this way, I can't survive, without your sweet porn, oh baby, don't leave me this way.

Satine: You'd think that people would have had enough of silly porn flicks

Christian: I look around me and I see, it isn't so, oh no

Satine: Some people want to fill the world with underground porn shops

Christian: Well what's wrong with that? I'd like to know, cause here I go again. Porn lifts "us" up, makes it hard and long! They make you say oh my, I wish I was that guy!

Satine: Porn makes us act like we are fools, throw our money away for one toy for play

Christian: We could be porn stars! Just for one day

Satine: You, you will be cheap

Christian: No I won't!

Satine: And I, I'd have to be drunk!

Christian: We should be porn stars!

Satine: We can't do that

Christian: We should be porn stars, and that's a fact!

Satine: Though nothing, can keep you from my porn

Christian: We could still time, just for one day

Unison: We could be porn stars! Forever and ever! We could be porn stars! Forever and ever! We could be porn stars!

Christian: Just because I will always love porn

Unison: I can't help loving

Christian: Porn

Satine: How wonderful life is

Unison: Now porn's in my world

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Reviews would be nice, though this isn't anything even close to a serious piece.

- PennylessWriter26