Wave one

In a.... well kinda wierd world of the game gears of war there was a new rookie named (yup as usual ) ceekon and he was walking up to his squads leader albercracy thornadow but people mainly call him sarge

Ceekon: ceekon announced ready sir

Sarge: ahh i see ower new wanabie has arrived(and yes this guy has one of thows army/country acsents)

Ceekon: im ready to fight sir

Sarge: ok now here at day one we call this place we have rules one when the horde of locusts come RUN TO THE BALCANY STAIRS rule two once on the stairs unless you got a torck bow or sniper rifle or a really good long distance weapon gaurd the stairs so nobody can get up and last but not least rule three if you go down with out the buddy system your going to get shot so many times that your grandchildren will have to take your place got it

Ceekon: got it but i have a question what if we run out of amo

Sarge: wait for somthing to get up kill it take its weapon

Ceekon: um ok...

Gear solider : LOCUST ARE COMMING

Sarge: hey cookon can you snipe

Ceekon: my name is ceekon and yes i can but with out a scope i have horable aim

Sarge: ok seekon take this sniper rifle (hands ceekon a sniper rifle)

Ceekon: my name is ceekon not seekon(nearly gets shot my a drone)

Sarge: eat this(gets a hammer of dawn and kills 5 drones and wretches) ok i think there laying low here in the arcade the men on the other stairs can get them but we cant

Butcher: HUNGER

Sarge: butchers already wooheee this will be fun

Ceekon: sarge i head shoted the butcher

Sarge: lookon why did you shoot my only exuse to leave this balcony allowing you and this wuss to die

Ceekon: my name is ceekon get it right and plus im supposed to kill things out here... what wuss(looks past sarge) ooooohhhhhhh

Brett:(cowering and laughing in fear) no...no....no

Ceekon: erm whats wrong with him

Sarge: hes afraid of somthing he calls the sharen its wierd that day a blood mount i shot nearly to death with a shot gun he started this

Ceekon: maby its somthing from his childhood

Sarge: maby

Ceekon: ither way i should get back to....(gets on ground from gun shot wound) revive me

Sarge: ok(revives ceekon) ok there now focus on things that will do that to you and kill them

Gear solider : Patrick has gotten his hands on a hammer of dawn and a boom shot

Sarge: HOLY BEACH POTATAS EVERY MAN GET PATRICK DOWN BEFORE HE BLASYTS US TO BITS

Ceekon: whos Patrick

Sarge: a trigger happy solider who loves killing anybody he once blew up one of our own tanks

Ceekon: we have tanks?

Sarge: we are at war of course we don't

Ceekon: but then urg never mind

Patrick: DIE DIE DIE(laughs like a phyco)

Ceekon: ok i got a clear shot of the hammer of dawn and the boom shotty and now(shoots the hammer of dawn and boom shotgun) boya i rock with a scope

Patrick: NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Thats all for wave one cya on the next wave