I dont own ff9
incase you forgot here are the ages

Zidane:16
Dagger:16
Stiener:?????
Vivi:9
Eiko:6
Lani:????
Kuja:24
freya:23?
amarant:????

the lifa tree

Lani: I found them give me the 10,000 gil 5000 for finding Kuja and Zidane
and 5000 for flushing amarant down the tiolet.

Dagger: Thank god
Quina: He now find me yummies.
Vivi: yay

Lindblum castle
Eiko: I hope they have found Zidane. That insane guy with feathers glued
to his head better be dead.
Cid: If it meens that much I will take you there.
Eiko: My precious Zidane.
Hilda: Honey Zidane is ten years older than you.
Eiko: I DONT CARE!!


lifa tree

Dagger: AHHHHHH a rought has been plunged write through Zidane's left side.
Cid: Well we better take him to Alexandrea inn.
Dagger: Cid youre here and Eiko.....Wheres Hilda?
Cid: er Eiko got mad at her and ah used fenrir.
Garnet:oh......

Everyone:..........

????????: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Dagger: huh?

a lady with red hair flies down.

Vivi w w w who are you
????????: firenzer i was created by Kuja incase he died.
Eiko: he's not dead though.
Firenzer: Kicks quina through a wall
Quina: Ungh me hurt
Dagger: uses a curaga spell on quina
Kuja: Just gained concioiusness teleports everyone to Dali inn

Dali
Dagger and othres are standing around Zidane.
Kuja: Ungh................help
Cid: Well Kuja you've finally woke up.
Kuja: How the hell do you think we got here???
Cid: ........
Quina, Dagger: Uses white wind and curaga on Zidane
Zidane: wha loses conscioiusness again
Dagger: arrrrr dammit
Mr Satan: I beat cell
Chubby chocobo: No you didnt now get out of my fic.
Mr Satan: mwahahahahahah
Chubby chocobo: Feel my wrath farts and mr satan goes flying now back to
the fic.
Firenzer: kicks down the door
Kuja: Sends a telepathic mesage to Beatrix, Stiener
and freya to get to the Dali inn

authers notes: okay this chapter sucks I had really bad writers block
flame me if you want but I promise the next chapter will be better.