Ok, so this is my first published story EVER, and I don't really know why it is this one, since it kind of became this way on its own, and I find it to be a little weird, but I decided to post it anyway, so tell me what you think about it, because I have the feeling that I'll need all the advices I can get^^!
Disclaimer : Masashi Kishimoto owns Naruto, not me, but if he ever feel like handing it to me, I might just accept it !
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Uchiha Itachi sighed for what was certainly the hundredth time of the day (and it was only ten in the morning, mind you !), on his way back from the Hokage tower. Sure, being the heir of the Uchiha clan was tiring, full of responsabilities and all kind of annoying but important stuff, but it also came with its load of fangirls, gold diggers and to put it clearly, 97% of the female population at one's feet. As if the task wasn't exhausting enough...
Most men would envy him for this particular fact, but the young prodigy could only wish to switch places with them. What with those mothers giving him suggestive looks while craddling their whining toddlers ??! It was really unsettling, sometimes even disgusting, like the time when an old lady had been openly hitting on him, while she could have been his great-grandmother... Because the poor young man, on top of being the most brilliant and powerful shinobi of all times, was also blessed with the most delicate features of his clan, which was saying something, since Uchihas had always been considered the most attrative men of the Land of Fire.
Being sollicited by women since the tender age of 3 years old (honest), Itachi couldn't help but think they were all vain and shallow creatures, only interested in appearances, and downright stupid. He never really paid them any attention, except when it was for a mission or in a life-threatening situation. In fact, you could say that he was almost avoiding them, which earned him the reputation of being asexual, or even gay. Another unsufferable fact in his life...Why the hell did people have to discuss his sexual tendancies ? The most disturbing part in this, being the fact that it was considered a VERY important matter, almost as much as national security...
To put it bluntly, being Uchiha Itachi sucked...! Always having to keep his face blank, for the sake of this stupid Uchiha coldness thingy, making the girls chasing after him even more because they deemed him "dark and mysterious". Always being the best, at everything, even when playing freaking cards ! Having all his clan's expectations on his back, not being able to just sit and relax, or have fun, or being a normal teenager.
After another more than justified sigh, the young heir found himself wondering if he could take this any longer. Sure, he was able to, but was he willing to comply ? That was an excellent question. He inwardly smirked while imagining the Elders' faces if he snapped in front of them. What an interesting sight it would be....but that wouldn't happen, because being Uchiha Itachi also meant that he had to keep going. No emotional breakdown then, but oh well, causing it to others could be just as fun ...