There is a lot of fog and dark. (dun, dun, dun . . .) Two shadowy figures
are shown. One of them jumps to face the audience. Unfortunately, in the
process she trips and falls flat on her face. The other figure starts
laughing and walks up to the girl.
Legolas: (That's me ^_^) You might want to try landing on your feet next time.
Silence: ow . . . Very funny. I suppose you could do better?
Legolas: ...Probably
Silence: -_- ANYWHO!
Legolas: Anywho? You need grammar and spelling lessons.
Silence: *ignoring* I'm Silence, and this is Legolas!
Legolas: Actually, that's only what we call ourselves.
Silence: *STILL ignoring* We're co-writing this fic. HI!!!
Legolas: -_- We've been here for 10 minutes, and now you say hi.
Silence: um . . . yeah. I guess now is the time to introduce ourselves, huh? Okay, I'm Silence, also known as Nicole, pyromaniac, Sugar Goddess/Sorceress, various rather insulting names, collector of sharp pointy objects, girl that doesn't talk and nobody notices, and all-around crazed psychopath. ^_^ HIYAS!!!
Narrator Dude: Silence is wearing baggy blue jeans, a tricolor, and a white T-shirt that says "I'm smiling. That should scare you." on it. Her shoulder length black hair is held up in a messy bun with a huge clip. She is also bare-foot.
Silence: Hey! Who invited you! Get out of here! I hate narrators . . . And my hair is Dark Brown! Not Black! Why do people always get that wrong!? Just because it looks black doesn't mean it is! There is no such thing as Black hair! Only really dark brown! grr . . .
Legolas: Why do you hate narrators?
Silence: Cause they just lay it all out for you. I like readers to get a sense of the story and characters through dialog and actions.
Legolas: Okay... Anyway, I like to be called Legolas. I also only recently got obsessed with LOTR. That's Lord of the Rings for anyone stupid enough too not know. I'm also called Gavroche, Gavie, Gaki, Baka, Idiot, Moron, and other insulting names. (Gavroche isn't the insulting one) My real name is Michael. And my last name is... pfff, like I'm stupid enough to tell you.
Narrator Gal: He's got black short hair, that isn't spiked, brown eyes, glasses, and is currently wearing a blue, striped shirt, black pants, and sneakers. Oh, he's sooo dreamy . . .
Legolas: *pales considerably* SILENCE!!! WHY DID YOU WRITE THAT AT THE END OF HER SENTENCE!
Silence: *sounding unconvincingly innocent* Who, me? Well, that's what you get for saying that Gavie is insulting. It's my personal nickname for you, that's all. It's just shot for Gavroche. Now gaki I can understand . . . . . . Wait . . . ARG! MORE NARRATORS!!! WHAT HAVE I DONE!?! NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Legolas: Serves you right for trying to make my life miserable.
Silence: Hn. YOU! NARRATORS! GET OUT OF HERE! GO ON, GET! GO ELOPE OR SOMETHING! JUST GET OUT OF MY LIFE!!!!
Narrators: *gulp* yes'm. *run off as quickly as they can, which isn't that fast*
Silence: Feh, good riddance.
Legolas: What's 'ELOPE'?
Silence: . . . You're kidding, right?
Legolas: ...no...
Silence: We don't have time for this! I'll tell you later! Let's get on with the fic. Tell ya what, you can do the first chappie. *turns to readers* Thanx for sticking it out with us during the formalities. Story's startin' next chapter. TTFN!
Legolas: I can't believe you're quoting Tigger from Winnie the Pooh. Jeez, that's a baby show.
Silence: LIAR! YOU LIE! YOU SIT ON A THRONE OF LIES!!! Tigger Rocks! Admit it! And Piglet's cool! Come on, you can't hide it forever. It's true, and you know it! Anywho, Ja ne everyone!
Legolas: (That's me ^_^) You might want to try landing on your feet next time.
Silence: ow . . . Very funny. I suppose you could do better?
Legolas: ...Probably
Silence: -_- ANYWHO!
Legolas: Anywho? You need grammar and spelling lessons.
Silence: *ignoring* I'm Silence, and this is Legolas!
Legolas: Actually, that's only what we call ourselves.
Silence: *STILL ignoring* We're co-writing this fic. HI!!!
Legolas: -_- We've been here for 10 minutes, and now you say hi.
Silence: um . . . yeah. I guess now is the time to introduce ourselves, huh? Okay, I'm Silence, also known as Nicole, pyromaniac, Sugar Goddess/Sorceress, various rather insulting names, collector of sharp pointy objects, girl that doesn't talk and nobody notices, and all-around crazed psychopath. ^_^ HIYAS!!!
Narrator Dude: Silence is wearing baggy blue jeans, a tricolor, and a white T-shirt that says "I'm smiling. That should scare you." on it. Her shoulder length black hair is held up in a messy bun with a huge clip. She is also bare-foot.
Silence: Hey! Who invited you! Get out of here! I hate narrators . . . And my hair is Dark Brown! Not Black! Why do people always get that wrong!? Just because it looks black doesn't mean it is! There is no such thing as Black hair! Only really dark brown! grr . . .
Legolas: Why do you hate narrators?
Silence: Cause they just lay it all out for you. I like readers to get a sense of the story and characters through dialog and actions.
Legolas: Okay... Anyway, I like to be called Legolas. I also only recently got obsessed with LOTR. That's Lord of the Rings for anyone stupid enough too not know. I'm also called Gavroche, Gavie, Gaki, Baka, Idiot, Moron, and other insulting names. (Gavroche isn't the insulting one) My real name is Michael. And my last name is... pfff, like I'm stupid enough to tell you.
Narrator Gal: He's got black short hair, that isn't spiked, brown eyes, glasses, and is currently wearing a blue, striped shirt, black pants, and sneakers. Oh, he's sooo dreamy . . .
Legolas: *pales considerably* SILENCE!!! WHY DID YOU WRITE THAT AT THE END OF HER SENTENCE!
Silence: *sounding unconvincingly innocent* Who, me? Well, that's what you get for saying that Gavie is insulting. It's my personal nickname for you, that's all. It's just shot for Gavroche. Now gaki I can understand . . . . . . Wait . . . ARG! MORE NARRATORS!!! WHAT HAVE I DONE!?! NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Legolas: Serves you right for trying to make my life miserable.
Silence: Hn. YOU! NARRATORS! GET OUT OF HERE! GO ON, GET! GO ELOPE OR SOMETHING! JUST GET OUT OF MY LIFE!!!!
Narrators: *gulp* yes'm. *run off as quickly as they can, which isn't that fast*
Silence: Feh, good riddance.
Legolas: What's 'ELOPE'?
Silence: . . . You're kidding, right?
Legolas: ...no...
Silence: We don't have time for this! I'll tell you later! Let's get on with the fic. Tell ya what, you can do the first chappie. *turns to readers* Thanx for sticking it out with us during the formalities. Story's startin' next chapter. TTFN!
Legolas: I can't believe you're quoting Tigger from Winnie the Pooh. Jeez, that's a baby show.
Silence: LIAR! YOU LIE! YOU SIT ON A THRONE OF LIES!!! Tigger Rocks! Admit it! And Piglet's cool! Come on, you can't hide it forever. It's true, and you know it! Anywho, Ja ne everyone!