(to the tune of Chicago's Wishing You Were Here)

Sleepless hours and dreamless nights and far aways Ooo ooo ooo, wishing I had beer Heaven knows and Lord it shows when I'm sober Ooo ooo ooo, wishing I had beer

Same old show in a different town on another time Ooo ooo ooo, wishing I had beer Even though I try and try, it's on my mind Ooo ooo ooo, wishing I had beer

And I'd like to change my life, and you know I would Just to be with you tonight, baby, if I could But Ive got my job to do, and I do it well,
So I guess thats how it is.

Ooo ooo ooo, wishing I had beer Ooo ooo ooo, wishing I had beer

On the road its a heavy load, but I'll get by Ooo ooo ooo, wishing I had beer Pay the price, make a sacrifice, and still I'll try Ooo ooo ooo, wishing I had beer