Riku told Sora, "there's one thing I have that you could never imitate." Sora looked at his friend. "Really? Well, what's that?" "Having you for a friend," Riku said out loud. "Man, the yaoi fangirls are going to love your hidden meaning for that one," Sora said, "They're already screaming about my 'grabbing your butt'." "Seriously."
Sora looked at him and said, "Then I guess I'm okay being me. I've got something you could never imitate too." Riku smiled. "What? Having me for a friend?"
Sorashook his head. "No, having Kairi for a girlfriend and Goofy as a stalker." Riku cussed and said, "Dammit. You're right."
THREE SECONDS LATER
A note in a bottle whacks Riku in the head. Riku said, "Ow!" He glanced at the note. the note.
Riku looked over at Sora and said, "Sora, I think it's for you." Sora picked up the note.
Whoever the hell you are,
I don't really remember you, only that you were incredibly hot, and sexy, and OMFG I can't believe you fucking left me! You know what I have to say to that? FUCK YOU!!
-Kairi
"WHAT THE HELL??"
THREE MINUTES LATER
"Sora! Riku!" Kairi said from the island. Sora ran up to her, as did Riku. But then, Donald, Goofy and mickey appeared. After a happy reunitement, Sora and Kairi embraced.
THREE DAYS LATER
"Kairi, why the hell did you send that letter?" Sora asked. "No reason," she said. "Can I make it up to you?" she asked. "Anything?" he asked. "Anything," she said. "Well….could you get some vodka?" "WHAT??" "You know, the Destiny Island's legal drinking age is only 15," he said. Kairi smiled.
THREE HOURS LATER
"Sora? Kairi?" Riku called. "Aw crap," he said, looking down at the beach. There were footprints leading into the water…and 2 sets of clothes and underwear. Riku, being the devil he was, stole the clothes and took them home, laughing evilly along the way.
THREE MONTHS LATER
"Hey Riku?" Kairi asked, walking up to him on the beach. "Yeah?" he replied. "What would you say if I told you I was pregnant?"