Kicked Out
No one's specific first Organization XIII fanfiction
Chapter 1: Breaking Larxene's Ears

"Who is this, because I'm running twenty minutes late, I have to be at work in one hour, I need to get the dog out on a walk, I've been up for fifteen hours straight and still have a really long day ahead of me, and, and, quit pressuring me, woman!"

Axel wasn't actually on the phone, but he'd heard someone yelling at Larxene. He narrowed his eyes.

"Luna, give me the phone!" a second voice on the phone shouted.

"No! This person's being..."

"Call in sick. Just say you're having a breakdown," the second voice said, then there was quiet.

"I hope you know that was my eardrum..." Larxene said.

"Sorry about her. That's just my roommate, Luna... She's a bit stressed out. She's been really stressed out since she has to make arrangements for her sister's wedding," the second voice said, which only Larxene said, "May I ask who's speaking?"

"Larxene..." Larxene said.

"I don't know a Larxene..."

"Reave?"

"Who are you?"

"You're stepsister," Larxene said.

"Relena??"

"Yeah. I changed my name to Larxene."

"Hey! I haven't heard from you for ten years! 'sup?"

"Can me and some friends crash at your place?"

"Sure. How many?"

"14 of us..."

"14 of you."

"Yeah. Can we?" Larxene asked, very stressed that she had to keep up this nice person act.

"Why?"

It was all Xemnas's fault. He forgot to pay taxes, and now they were evicted. Sadly, the Castle that Never Was didn't have Taxes that never were. They had taxes. So now they were evicted.

When Xemnas had told them the news, Marluxia burst into sobs and held onto the nearest thing within reach, namely, Luxord. Luxord was shocked that Marluxia was holding onto him, and not very pleased. Saix just stared, then went to the living room to break something. Axel was all "Coffee! I need coffee!". Roxas was having a heart attack. Xigbar and Xaldin weren't happy, they were just staring at eachother. Lexeaus was staring at Xemnas. Zexion started making up a list of what to bring with him. Vexen was having a heart attack (not literally). And it would take to long, but they were all freaked out, and then they all went to do something (pack).

"It's a long story," Larxene said, "So, can I come?"

"Uh...ok. I have a four bedroom appartment..." Reave said, "And I have a roommate..."

"She's not always like that, right?" Axel asked as he grabbed the phone out of Larxenen's hand.

"No, no."

"Good. We'll be there in 2 hours." Then he hung up.

So, I've finally gotten around to writing this. This chapter isn't the best. Please review, because that'd help. I have plans, but they're going to be living like normal people...oh joy. In a four bedroom appartment. Meaning neighbors. Oh joy. Oh joy.

So, anyway, there might be some romance, but who knows?

Luna's crazy..

Please review!