Congrats, Temari 88

Congrats, Temari 88! This is my B-day gift for ya! XD I hope you like it! I'm sorry it took so long, but tests are worse than Nazi's in the middle of a drunken dudes party. That plus family crap.

Warnings: Angst, Make-Out sessions, Stupidity, Multi chappyness, NaruGaa, YAOI. Dun like it, dun read it. If so, go sit in the corner, dumbass.

HERE IT GOOEESSS!!

Truth and Dare

Gaara was sitting in his office, day dreaming, as usual. He learned that was the best way to pass the time when you have nothing else to do or when you bored out of your mind. But he needed to practice that, tough… He snaps to reality with the smallest of noises. "Things were a little more interesting before those three perverts gone on vacation back to Earth…" (A.N: I knew you were wondering were the hell were they! Oh, he's referring to Marina, Rita and John.) Sigh… Ah well, what the hell… (Wow… it actually rhymed.) And right now, he was having one of his not-so-wonderful childhood memories; ya know… those strange flashbacks that pop in your mind when you less expect it.

-LYKE, ZOMG, WTF, LOL, BBQ! A FLASH BACK! NOOUUU!!-

"Relax, Temari! I just want to learn!" A young Gaara with about 7 years old said, to his worried sister.

"But Gaara! It's getting dark! And the Hidden Mist Village is known for its sudden sea currents! Can't you learn how to swim tomorrow?"

"NO! Besides, tomorrow father will be around us, and we won't have the time to DO anything!" The red head argued.

"I don't know…"

"Look, if it makes you to stop talking, I'll just go to where the water reaches my torso. OKAY?"

"… Fine…" Temari gave up. Her little brother could be SO effing stubborn sometimes… Then Gaara stepped in the water, carefully until the water was by his torso.

"See? No probl-" The little red head didn't have the time to finish his phrase, because suddenly a wave crashed onto his body and took him away. "TEMARI!!" Said girl was terrified with the idea her brother could drown.

"NO! GAARA!" With this, she jumped right into the water. The current was very strong and it was pulling Gaara down, who was desperately trying to keep his head above the surface. But it didn't last long. Another big wave pulled him about 7 feet under the icy cold and dark winter water. Everything was pitch black down there. He couldn't see a thing.

But Gaara knew he was moving.

He knew he was trying to head for the surface.

He had to.

Or else, he would die.

But eventually, his little lungs were drained from the precious oxygen, and he stopped moving. "No… I-I cant…" He said, still underwater. This time, his sand wasn't going to help him. It just plain couldn't.

"SCREW YOU! START SWIMMING, DAMMIT!"

"I can't…I'm going to die."

"FUCK IT! YOU SWIM. NOW.I, the great Shukaku can't die, just because my holder couldn't fucking swim. GOT IT?"

"…"

"Hey! Kit! KIT! Shit!" But the last thing Gaara noticed before passing out from lack of air, was that two little, but strong hands grabbed him.

"…Temari…" And everything went darker that it was before. The thing is, this time, Shukaku didn't' come out to play.

-LIKE, ZOMG, WTF, LOL, BBQ! ITS OVERR!!-

Gaara snapped from is day dream when he heard a knock come from the door.

"Come in." He said, with his usual tone.

"Hey, Gaara!" The blond girl with four pigtails said as she passed trough the door. His older sister, Temari. Hey, he almost felt like hugging her… Almost. Instead he smiled.

"Ne, ne! Looks like someone's happy today!" She said in a teasing tone while ruffling his hair.

"… I told you I don't like that." Gaara said slightly annoyed. But he was lying. He always liked when Temari was around, even if it was to annoy him. The thing he really didn't like was when she…-

"But Gaara! You look so cute!" …THAT.

"… I'm the Kazekage; I'm NOT supposed to look 'cute'."

"Says who?"

"…um…" Dang. Now what?

"AH. You lost there bro. Anyway, you look pretty bored, ne?"

"Just get to the point."

"Thehehe… I say you need vacation. You haven't had break since, like… uh… Never." Then was the awkward silence. Realization hits people too hard sometimes.

"… I suppose so… Maybe I should go on vacation…" The red head said hesitantly. "But you get on business while I'm gone. I don't want Kankurou to do it."

"Why?"

"… Trust me… You DON'T want to know."

"OKAY. Well then, let's get you some money and clothes and off you go, Gaara!" And she headed for the door. About 5 or six seconds, she came in again, smiling sheepishly "He… Uh… Where did you want to spend your vacations, again?" Gaara pondered a bit and then said

"Maybe… Konoha."

AND IN KONOHA… (Man, I LOVE caps. Its like shouting, but with letters! :D)

"Naruto!" A pink haired kunoichi shouted, while running up the street.

"Oi! Sakura-Chan! What's up?"

"Tsunade-Sama just received a letter from Suna! Gaara's coming here."

"Yosh! Awesome, Sakura-Chan!" Naruto said showing his foxy grin. "Ne, ne! When is he coming?"

"Tomorrow."

"Tomorrow?! But don't it usually takes three days?"

"Not when you're riding on sand, Naruto." She said smiling. "You know what? I'm hungry. Want some ramen? My treat."

"Thehehe… So… it's a date!"

"Keep dreaming." Sakura said in a sing-song voice.

"Aww… " And they took off to Ikarachu's

Meanwhile, at an awesome speed, and a half way to Konoha…

"Note to self: Get fire and make glass to avoid bugs." "… Uh? OH SH-!" Said curse word was due to the fact that Gaara tripped and fell into a shallow lake. The problem: He didn't know that it was shallow, and he started to panic, until the smart part of him said " The thing is shallow, dumb ass." And he stood up, obviously embarrassed by the situation, although there wasn't anyone in MILES.