Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus Presents The Cute Toot House Saga: The Advent Of The Adorable Farting Residence
Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: This is a spin off of an insane idea from Tumblr. So thank the person who started the whole Hot Topic Krew thing in the first place for this masterpiece of shit.
The Main Players
Lady Palutena: The farting leader of the group, this gassy green goddess is playful but weary of nonsense
Ness: The weird boy that people sometimes treat as a girl, likes to point the strange aspects of of life, loves eating trash (quite literally), and likes to fart
Fox McCloud: The experienced furry pilot who doesn't take crap from anyone and just wants things to go back to normal
Toadette: The cutest girl of the bunch, with no doubt, is emotional but willing to do the right thing, loves adventuring and music, and typically, also farts
Tiny Kong: A feisty tough kong who loves farting almost as much as Palutena, but can shrink herself when she needs to be, she can float through the air and climb up trees. Her name may be tiny, but her body isn't!
Doc Brown: Renowned scientist who has went Back To The Future, as well as the past and present, is the smartest member of the club
Toon Link: A reluctant, sword wielding kawaii uguu hero who was part of a secret group of people watching over the other clubs, being the wind waker, but not the wind breaker (ha ha)
Aria Meloetta: A wild friendly Pokemon with psychic powers, a beautiful singing voice, and an intense love for icing
Episode 1: The Revenge Of The Phantom Of The Attack Of The Menace Sith Clones
Lady Palutena, Princess Zelda, Silver The Hedgehog, and Mario were all gathered together in Palutena's room as the green haired goddess lifted up her left leg and let out a cute little poot, signifying the start of the meeting as the other three members just shook their heads. There were more members of the Cute Toot House, and more to join or come back, but for now, we focus primarily on these four...
"Must you always fart, Pal?" Zelda remarked as she placed her hands on her hips, getting sick of the gassy Goddess of Light's antics.
Palutena nodded as she lowered her leg, moving her hands around. "Yes! It's an awesome thing to do, and more importantly, it's the reason why the Cute Toot House has its name!" She then farted again, her toot being as high pitched as the previous gas blast.
Mario was munching on some french fries he got from McDonald's, blinking as he looked up at Palutena. "So, what's the score Flatutena? What are we to do?"
"This is a meeting... that we need to steal the hot pockets from the Hot Topic Krew!" Palutena stated as she slammed her right fist on the table. "Those emo jerks are doing it for free! They're like janitors on an anonymous image board!"
"That's... quite insulting." Silver commented as he rubbed the back of his head with his right hand. "And just how are we gonna do it?"
Palutena smirked as she farted again, this time her flatulent outburst being deep pitched and brassy, with the other three members looking at each other in dismay.
"I don't think we're being given anything to do," Ness complained to Pit while the two were in Sonic Unleashed's Spagonia, trying to catch up with Sonic The Hedgehog as the three boys were having a Rooftop Run.
"Come on, Ness, think happy thoughts!" Pit exclaimed as he jumped from rooftop to rooftop. "Abraham Lincoln and all the pillows in the world are counting on us to be jolly old souls, like Palutena's boyfriend Santa Claus!"
"...Okay!" Ness exclaimed as he began going faster, getting a new boost of confidence as he began running faster, with Pit smiling as he took off.
"Come on, slowpokes, even my chubby version from the past can go faster!" Sonic taunted with a laugh as he suddenly became a bit taller and had white bandages around him, having blue arms as both Pit and Ness stopped to gasp at this sudden transformation Sonic took, who then blasted off like a Sonic Boom.
"That was terrible, even for this story." Stated the slimy green snake in the red robot suit Lyric The Last Ancient, who was cleaning some rooftops as punishment for trying to be your typical cliche villain.
Later, at night, in the Smash Mansion, with our clear main stars, was the blue haired female clone swordsman Lucina carrying a couple of Hot Pockets. She whistled innocently to herself as she heard some twigs being broken, turning her head as she was quite confused.
"Huh?" Lucina remarked as she couldn't pull out her sword, due to having the Hot Pockets in wooden crates. "Who is there?"
Lucina was then froze by Silver's psychic power, with Zelda using her magic to shoot a fireball at the Hot Pockets, causing them to explode. Mario then opened the window nearby and grabbed Lucina, spinning her around and chucking her out, with Palutena appearing in the hallway as she smiled, clapping the three members.
"Well coordinated, guys!" Palutena congratulated as she murmured, folding her arms together. "Although I wish I got into the action..."
"What do you mean you wish you got into the action?" Silver gawked, moving his arms around. "You're the one who suggested we do this! You're the one who suggested the club in the first place!"
"Yeah!" Zelda and Mario stated in unison.
Palutena was going to comment when she turned around, to see Mewtwo floating there, quite enraged.
"What the hell did you fuckers do to our Hot Pockets?" Mewtwo stated as he grabbed all four members with his psychic power.
"We're in trouble." Palutena gulped as she couldn't use her powers to break through Mewtwo's psychic.
"No shit." Zelda bluntly stated as they were then all trapped in a small metal cage together, with Mewtwo dragging the cage into the pool room and chucking it into the middle of the largest pool, heading out.
"It couldn't get worse..." Mario mumbled as he could barely move, his face being right under Palutena's butt.
Palutena farted. A rotten smelling, brassy one. And to make matters worse, the crate began filling up with water. No doubt about it that the Cute Toot House members would get their revenge on the Hot Topic Krew... after they got revived from losing a life.
"Video game logic, you gotta love it!" Beetlejuice stated as he was there for no reason, having a martini as he was in his regular clothes in the hot tub, enjoying himself as he pretended to be a Mii as a way to sneak into Super Smash Brothers.
"Hot Topic Krew?" Toadette gasped as she was at the Pizza Hut in Sonic Adventure's Station Square, chatting with Jigglypuff, who dropped by to get a pizza.
"Yeah. Those jerks are so edgy, they like being emo, they're obsessed with hot topic, and they wanna kill everyone, just like how Dark Pit killed Master Hand!" Jigglypuff stated as she twirled around, shrugging. "But don't worry. I heard some cool gals are taking care of them."
"Oh, really?" Toadette stated as she leaned forward. "Who is it?"
Jigglypuff smirked as she motioned her short, stubby right hand to Toadette. "Well, it's called the-"
"TOADETTE, GET YOUR ADORABLE ASS BACK IN THE KITCHEN!" vector The Crocodile angrily yelled as his head emerged from the cash register nearby.
"EEP!" Toadette cried as she nearly wet herself, going back into the kitchen to work on various pizzas, with Jigglypuff sighing as she decided to leave.
Foreshadow, to say the least... how did this whole ordeal of clubs begin in the first place? Well... it was after the Smash Bros 4U tournament wrapped up for the first time, Dark Pit decided to be an emo piece of shit and 'killed' Master Hand, which caused mass panic as Dr. Ian Malcom's Chaos Theory proved to be true, with Smashers divided and spread out all across the land as a result, with clubs being made left and right amongst the Smashers and their alt colors.
"...And that's how it happened." Doctor Emmett Brown from Back To The Future explained to Aria Meloetta, Toon Link, and Tiny Kong, with all of them in the library of Fourside, the four newer members of the Cute Toot House doing some catching up to do.
"Wow... that's insane!" Meloetta exclaimed as she was finishing up the rest of her vanilla icing, sucking the carton dry as she let out a cute little burp, wiping her mouth. "So, now that you told me the history, where are we gonna meet the others?"
"I'm sure Palutena will let you know, what with her being the leader." Dry Bowser pointed out as he was placing several books back, just doing one of his many jobs.
Tiny Kong farted as she fanned the air with her right hand. "Phew! I hope we get into the action sooner!"
"I'm pretty sure you can leave the farting to Palutena..." Toon Link groaned as she pinched his small nose with his left hand, not fond of being part of this gassy club.