The gods must be crazy. Is a movie

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Don't Own INUYASHA!!!! (WISH I DID)

Summary: Kagura is a "detachment" of Naraku. She has no idea how normal creatures are "formed" (cough). She gets a change to ask. when the Inu-gumi and Sesshoumaru-gumi are trapped after getting attacked by a never before seen demon.

CHAPTER 1: The Question

Kagura sat quietly as she floated gently on the breeze letting it take her wherever it saw fit. On any other day she would have been planning her escape and Naraku's demise. Only rarely was her mind filled with other thoughts, and these were usually wonderings about things she didn't understand. The thing she was wondering about was more of a question that had been floating in her mind since she heard those village women talking.

Flashback

'Damn that bustard...' 'Why does he want me to watch a bunch of human women... how can this relate to that new plan of his...' (Snort) 'What does he think me this worthless? So that I'm only a messenger and a human bodyguard!!!???' I never got a chance to finish the thought; the human women got my attention. Woman one "did you hear? Mitra's pregnant!!!" "Pregnant!?" asked the second. "Yes, (in hushed voice) the child's father is the glass blowers son! And hear this she became pregnant before marriage!!!" woman three "No, your kidding!" Woman two "sounds like they took a tumble and something slipped where it shouldn't have (laugh)" the other women joined the second in laughter.

End Flashback

What confused Kagura wasn't the fact that the woman this Mitra got pregnant but that how??? She didn't want to seem naive but as far as her knowledge on the subject went she had no mother only Naraku and she wasn't sure how that worked at all. Kagura had no idea how a normal child came to life or how any of it happened, since Naraku didn't exactly sit down and give her "the talk".

This enigma stayed in Kagura's mind for hours it seemed trying in vain to figure it out. From what she understood and from scraps of conversation from the servants she understood that for a child to be born both a male and a female were required, and she understood that a human mother carried the child but apart from that she came up at a blank.

Suddenly, Kagura noticed a tree and she seemed to keep getting closer and closer to it at an alarmingly fast pace. Luckily Kagura snapped out of her daze and quickly avoided the tree. Deciding it would most likely be safer for her to sit on the ground and think she did. Kagura picked a peaceful spot along the river. Kagura stared into the crystalline water and observed the person staring back at her. The young woman in the reflection looked to be 17 or 18. She had wave raven locks (she has her hair down (looks like Naraku's), a delicate chin, flawlessly pail skin, and stunning bloody ruby eyes (no pupils). In Kagura's own opinion (and that of many unvoiced others) she thought she was pretty in her own right. She wasn't vain enough to think herself beautiful.

As she looked and her reflection she ran a hand through her wavy hair taking into account her similarities to Naraku. Kagura had realized long ago that out of all of his creations she was the one who most resembled him. From their red eyes, pail skin, and wavy hair. In Kagura's mind she though that the similarities must be obvious to everyone. Making her regret her earlier thoughts about being pretty. As she thought of it she didn't want to be pretty in peoples eyes. Because no one wants to care about something pretty it's just something nice to look at not something you particularly want to keep. Kagura was unsure where these odd thoughts came from and couldn't help but find a stinging bit of truth in them.

As she kept staring into the water she failed to notice the group that was coming upon her at a worrisome speed.

Inu-Gumi

"The foul stench is impossible to mistake! It's Naraku I'm telling you, hurry up!!!" was the angry voice of everyone's favorite half demon. "Inu yasha we must wait for Lady Sango and Lady Kagome!" "Let them catch up monk we can't let him get away who knows what he could be planning!" "Inu yasha are you sure it's Naraku and not one of his detachments sent out to distract us?" the monk was rewarded with silence. Taking it as a "no I hadn't thought of that," he sighed and decided to fallow his hotheaded friend.

Not far behind where the so called "Ladies" "urgh!" came the exasperated sound from a 15 year old girl as she growled in frustration of having been left behind. The other girl around the others age nodded in agreement. The two girls weren't sure why the two boys had run off in such a hurry and they sure as heck weren't waiting for them to come back. Both girls Kagome and Sango climbed aboard the back of a gigantic cat type demon and were off in hot pursuit.

At this time both Miroku and Inu yasha had already reached the clearing where Kagura was staring at her reflection. Miroku turned to give Inu yasha the "I told you so" look, but unfortunately Inu yasha wasn't' paying attention. 'Why is the bitch not moving? Is this some sort of trap?' "Inu yasha turned to Miroku to voice his question when Kagome and Sango came running into view. Kagome jumped off Killala and was about to give Inu yasha a piece of her mind when she noticed Kagura and realized why both Inu yasha and Miroku had run off. The next thing they hear had them totally shocked.

As Kagura kept staring at the water lost in thought (she's to busy thinking to pay attention to the noise that the inu-gumi are making (has that ever happened to you?(trust me it's happened to me lodes of time if I'm distracted an atomic bomb could fall and I wouldn't notice(hehehheheh). Her thoughts returned to what the women had said especially the comment of "sounds like they took a tumble and something slipped where it shouldn't have" without realizing it she had said these words out loud and that was what had caused their ultimate shock.

Miroku was staring at Kagura like it was the first time he'd seen her (you can probably guess what he's thinking so I wont bother.) Sango was so shocked she hadn't caught on. Inu yasha was looking at her as if she was crazy 'what the hell was that about, is the bitch crazy?' he was to shocked at the fact she said something so random so it went over his head to (hehehhehe so innocent ne?) Kagome blushed having caught on (Miroku and Kagome were the only ones who caught on guess we know who usually has their heads in the gutter! (Kidding, kidding!!!)

Hey what do you think? Tell me if I should go on!!! Sorry it's so short

REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! First fic in long time idea came to me at 1 am mercy please