Mary Sue Winds Up In Forks
By
Dragondolphin1990
Mary and her friends squealed for about ten hours straight. The next book in the Twilight series was coming out tonight at midnight! The girls were even more exited when they realized that they lived in Phoenix, the same city that Bella came from.
"I wish I was Bella," Mary said, "Only, I'd be hotter than Bella, and I'd smell even better."
As the clock struck midnight, and the stores started selling the books, it was also Mary's birthday and she turned seventeen, the same age Edward would be forever. She and her friends giggled and were suddenly transported to Forks, Washington.
"Like, oh, my, gawd," Mary groaned, "It's raining. I live in the desert. I don't do rain. Stupid rain, ruining my birthday and my book release. And why am I outside? I want to be inside, getting my book!"
And, so, the rain listened to her and it stopped raining, since Mary has some sort of pathetic fallacy powers and the weather listens to her… but Mary doesn't know what pathetic fallacy means. She's kind of a moron, but don't tell her that because her weather friends, the lightning bolts, will smite you, just like Zeus.
Suddenly, the hottest guy in the history of ever walked up to her, "Hello, my name is Edward, and, my, do you smell good."
Mary turned around and gaped at him, "You're Cedric Diggory!!"
"Excuse me? My name is Edward Cullen…"
"OH! That's even better! You're only undead. Cedric's dead-dead."
Edward groaned, "I want to suck your blood."
He said that really clichéd line, since Mary is silly and likes clichés. You may remember that Mary AND her friends were in Forks, but her friends disappeared, so Mary and Edward could have a romantic time. So, the two of them went and had the most romantic dinner ever, and they did that Lady and the Tramp spaghetti thing.
And Edward liked the spaghetti, since everyone likes everything when Mary's around.
But then, Edward lost control and just had to have a taste of Mary's blood. He leapt at her from across the table in the fancy Italian restaurant and drained her. Oh, no, Mary Sue is dead.