"I Kissed A Jew"
It started like any other day here in South Park with my two friends and me at the bus stop waiting for the bus to school when 'Fat-ass' comes running up.
"Guys!" fat-ass shouts
"Hey Cartmen,"Stan greets "what's up?"
"I got the perfect song for Jew-boy," he said with a smirk on his fat face that I so want to slap off so bad but I am forced to hold myself back.
"I made it up myself," Cartmen said before bring out his mp3 player and speakers.
"Oh Jesus Christ," I sigh cupping my face in my hands as he starts to sing...
This was never the way I planned, not my intention.
I got so brave, drink in hand, lost my discretion
It's not what I'm used to, just wanna try you on.
I'm curious for you, caught my attention.
I kissed a Jew but I didn't liked it,
the taste of his fag lips.
I kissed a Jew just to try it,
I hope his boyfriend don't mind it.
It felt so wrong,
it felt so gay.
And I'm in love tonight.
I kissed a Jew but I didn't liked it (Didn't liked it).
No, I don't even like him, he was my experimental game,
It's not what good christians do, not how they should behave.
I am not confused, I'll never accept this damn fucking Jew.
When the damn song is over he turns to us all smiles "Well...?"
"Fuck You Fat-Ass!" I spat as the bus pulls up.
"Fuck you! You fucking Jew," he replied.
'God Damn it,' I say in my head 'I really fuckng hate that guy."
Disclaimer: Just a short Parody to I kissed a Girl...Hope you liked it...I do not own South Park...It was my frist SP fanfic...Please review..No flames...