YOU'RE FIRED!
"You won't-a win this time, Bowser!" Mario said, spinning Bowser around by his tail. "So long, King Bowser!" he shouted as he threw Bowser... right over the bomb. "I-a didn't know that-a was possible!" he said, scratching his head.
"Possible or not, I'm back! Take this!" Bowser shot fire into the air, and it quickly came down as a firestorm. Mario dodged, picked up a coin, and went in for the...throw.
"It's-a the end for you! So long King Bowser!" Bowser sailed right over the bomb again. "OH COME-A ON!"
"All right Mario, you failed for the last time. YOU'RE FIRED!"
Mario burst out laughing.
"There's nothing funny about this! You're fired!"
Mario was rolling on the floor laughing.
"Do I have to do everything myself?" Bowser muttered. He walked over to the hysteric plumber, took his contract, and ripped it up. "You're FIRED! I didn't mean I would breath fire on you!"
"I don't even work-a for you!" Mario said, still giggling.
"You don't anymore!" Bowser shouted.
"Can you-a prove I worked for-a you in the first-a place?" Mario asked triumphantly.
"Sure, it's right here in your...contract. AAARGH! YOU'RE FIRED!" He breathed out a firestorm onto Mario, who jumped out of the way. "You can't do that! I fired you!"
"Does that-a mean I can't-a save myself!" Mario asked, pausing.
"You ask too many questions! Luigi!"
Luigi fell from the sky and crushed Mario. "It's-a Luigi time!"
"Luigi, you're hired! You can have a major role in the next game!"
But as it took until Super Mario Galaxy to get him a major role next to Mario, Luigi and Bowser have had a frosty friendship ever since.
THE END