AN: I do not own Dragon Ball Z. I do not own any of it Akira Toriyama does. I repeat I do not own Dragon Ball Z!
DBZ in Elementary school: kindergarten
Chapter 1: The fight that started it all
Vegeta was asleep hovering over his bed. His Alarm Clock has been ringing for the last 35 minutes it is not 5:35am. He finally feels disturbed enough from his alarm clock to wake up. He looks at the alarm clock as if it were his enemy he quickly blasted it with the tip of his fingers feeling offended. He put on a regular T-Shirt and jeans with his new Gamma Blue 11's and walked down stairs towards the fridge. He searched the fridge for pancakes but found none and yelled. His parents quickly arose and so did his siblings Tarble and Celeria. His mother yelled as she forgot to put a leftover batch of pancakes for Vegeta early in the morning.
"Where the hell are my pancakes.I want my f*****g pancakes" Vegeta yelled in anger.
"DID I JUST HEAR YOU CURSE NO PANCAKES FOR YOU THIS MORNING NOW GO TO SCHOOL" Vegeta's mother Nessie yelled.
King Vegeta whispers to Vegeta "your mother is named after a monster now you see why."
"I HEARD THAT" Nessie yelled.
Goku searched for a clean pair of underwear through his drawers and couldn't find any. He searched through the dirty hamper and found a pair of boxers. He put it on then slipped on his purple Gi.
His baby brother Gohan was staring at Goku dumbfounded. Goku just rushed out the door and flew away. As he was getting closer to Dragon Ball Academy founded by the dragon Shenron he saw piccolo meditating and Vegeta throwing punches at the air. He landed and looked at his watch it said 6:02am. He hadn't realized that his school doesn't start open until another hour and 50 minutes.
"Hey Vegeta want to fight" Goku said happily as he got into his stance.
"Why should i waste my energy on you, your not worth my time. I the prince of all saiyans shall not waste my time on a pitiful lower class saiyan."
"Scared im gonna beat you" Goku responded.
"As if, you know what bring it on Kakarot" Vegeta said angrily getting into his stance.
Goku and Vegeta powered up to the max and started attacking and countering attacks. Vegeta blocked Goku's attack and hit him in the stomach. Goku then teleported behind Vegeta and slammed his head to the ground with all his force. He pulled back immediately as Vegeta was trying to get up shaking the headache off. He teleported again in front of Vegeta doing the Kamehameha wave which hurt Vegeta. Blood started to drip from Vegeta's lip and he began to become angry.
"How can a low class carrot make me the prince of all saiyans shed blood what is he where does he get the power i shall train harder to defeat Kakarot. When i do defeat him i will make him beg for mercy. HaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
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"I mean oh look school is starting" Vegeta said embarrassed.
Next Time: First Day of School
