Love in a Sideways World
Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach, Kubo Tite does.
Warning: Manga spoilers for past the SS arc.
Zangetsu was really starting to wonder if suggesting that Ichigo ask Urahara to bring his new wife to his inner world was such a good idea. Well, he had actually suggested it and been against the idea ever since. For one reason, Ichigo's outer form had been comatose in Urahara's shop for almost a week now, and the fluff and love was really starting to sicken him.
And what's more, she had something inside of her too. But it wasn't a Hollow, no, it was some kind of alter ego or something of the like. And… Comparing the sanity of that alter ego to the Hollow within Ichigo… Well, frankly, the Hollow would be the one leaving the institution, the alter-ego still needed a few more decades.
Actually, that wasn't true. The Hollow liked the alter-ego too much. In fact, when she wasn't trying to kill him; they were screwing each other until they passed out on the side of a skyscraper. Thankfully, Zangetsu had managed to create barriers when that happened; however, they were only soundproof. But then again, no one looked over there anyway.
As for the true Ichigo, that girl - no - young woman had enchanted him to such an extent, that he sometimes might be considered… The uke. Zangetsu was disappointed with Ichigo for that. Almost eighty percent of the time, Ichigo was the seme. But… Every so often, Ichigo would look into her eyes; not be able to bring himself to stop, and suddenly he was the most doting man Zangetsu had ever seen.
Though, to be fair, Zangetsu had only seen with his own eyes (instead of just through Ichigo's) three men before, so it was a bit understandable since those men were Zaraki Kenpachi, an Arrankal named Grimmjow; who really doesn't count as a "man" anyway; and Ichigo himself.
Of course, they both liked to fight; so they weren't just lovesick puppies. But it was the second week of their honeymoon, so Zangetsu would give them that and wait for things to go back to the way they were when they were engaged, which was only slightly less fluffy. Unless, of course, things only got fluffier, in which he would have to kill her.
Why would Zangetsu have to kill her? Well it is obvious, is it not? Loneliness was starting to sink in. After all, on one side he had a couple either flirting/trying to kill each other and having sex in such a way if one didn't know better it could be looked upon as twisted rape (considering most of the time, the woman was in charge), and on the other side he had a couple who were either being sickeningly romantic, having "gentle" sex, having crazy sex, or just holding each other.
So, the reason he wanted to kill her, well, it was obvious. With the young woman dead, she'd become a shinigami. She'd already said her first stop after death was the shinigami academy anyway. And Zangetsu had seen a brief image of a strange woman when the young woman Ichigo loved entered Ichigo's soul. And Zangetsu knew who that woman was. He knew very well, but he could not meet her. Not yet.
Zangetsu wanted Ururu dead so she would finally get a zanpakutou.
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