"Band Geek" - Parody of "All Star", which is property of Smash Mouth.
Whaddya think? Heehee!!!
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Somebody once told me
That band was gonna kill me.
I ain't the sharpest reed in the box.
They were looking kinda odd
As they glide-stepped through the sod
Thought their knees must've hurt on the locks.
Well
The games are coming
And they never stop coming
Say "three to five" and it's rather like running
Didn't make sense not to join the band
Like me, their weirdness gets out of hand
Too fast to march
Too slow to play
So what's wrong with improvisation?
I guess that we hafta say "go"
Polish that horn till it glows!
Hey now
You're a band geek
Get your hat on
Go play
Hey now
You're a band geek
Put the show on
No pay
And nothing squeaks like a woodwind.
If you can't play the lick
Better pray.
It's a hot day
Wanna bet it gets warmer?
A hundred's too hot
For this little performer
But the people in charge disagree
Since we seem to be out here constantly
I think our nerves
Are thinner than before
But it'd be worth it
For a Superior
My calves are sunburnt
How 'bout yours?
But this is how I like it
And I never get bored.
Hey now
You're a band geek
Get your hat on
Go play
Hey now
You're a band geek
Put the show on
No pay
And nothing squeaks like a woodwind.
If you can't play that lick
You better pray
(instrumental)
Hey now
You're a band geek
Get your hat on
Go play
Hey now
You're a band geek
Put the show on
No pay
And nothing squeaks like a woodwind.
Don't play loud and wrong...
Somebody once asked
Could I spare some water please
I think I'm dying of the thirst and the sun
I said, "Yep
What a concept
I could use a little drink myself
And we should all get out of the sun."
Well
The games are coming
And they never stop coming
Say "three to five" and it's rather like running
Didn't make sense not to join the band
Like me, their weirdness gets out of hand
Too fast to march
Too slow to play
So what's wrong with improvisation?
I guess that we hafta say "go" (GO!)
And polish that horn till it glows!
Hey now
You're a band geek
Get your hat on
Go play
Hey now
You're a band geek
Put the show on
No pay
And nothing squeaks like a woodwind.
If you can't play your part
Better pray
And nothing squeaks like a woodwind.
Better play your part
And play it right.....