Kagome

KawaiiKurama
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A/N: This is just a weird dream I had last night. Sorry if it doesn't make much sense, my dream was kinda scattered.

Oh, and I'm sorry about my last fic. My friend Alex said I could use it, that it was her fanfic. She handed me a paper with that exact thing. Als said that since she wanted to post it but couldn't because she doesn't have internet that I should post it. If anyone wants to contact her, her email is KitsuneAlexandra@yahoo.com.

"Miroku! I want some lettuce!" (A/N: I know, the mother in the Repunzel story wanted repunzel. But in this story she can't name the kid Repunzel, therefore: she gets lettuce.) Sango yelled. She was seven months pregnant, and she wanted her lettuce! Miroku looked up at his wife.

"Sango, you know that the only lettuce around is in Kikyo's garden. And no one is allowed in there." Miroku leaned to give Sango a hug. While doing so, he (of course) rubbed her butt.

"HENTAI!" she yelled, slapping him. A red hand-shaped mark remained, even after an hour of shrieks and cries for lettuce. "I WANT LETTUCE!"

Several weeks passed, and Miroku was not allowed within five feet of his precious Sango.

"Sango, please. You know that you cannot have lettuce. Lettuce is only for Kikyo! So please, I beg you, forget lettuce. Just, here, eat this repunzel instead." (A/N: sorry, I couldn't help it!)

Sango refused. She stopped eating, and finally Miroku agreed to sneak into the evil Miko Kikyo's garden and steal some lettuce.

Days went by, and every day Sango wanted more and more lettuce. Miroku was bound to be caught sooner or later, but they were both unprepared for what happened when he was caught.

Kikyo had gone for a quick walk through her garden, when suddenly, she heard a sound. No one worked for her, so it had to be an intruder. She pulled a bow off the ground, as well as a single arrow. Miroku froze.

Heehee. TBC.

A/N: Okay, okay. A kinda cliffie, but not much of one, since everyone knows the story, but not with an Inuyasha twist.