if you like cute innocent Honey DON'T READ this fanfic! However, if you like ninja evil Honey who pretends to be innocent then... READ!

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Chapter 1- innocence is a lie

"Haruhi, can I talk to you for a minute?" asked Honey- Senpai in his cute little voice.

Haruhi was reading a book, the 10 steps to be becoming a successful lawyer by Min Pacu, she looked up and said "Can't it wait till later Honey-Senpai? I really want to finish this book."

Haruhi only the started the book an hour ago what makes her think she can finish the book it's bigger than all the twilight books combined. He sighed in defeat replying with 'ok, ok' and waited until the end of the day to ask her again. The rest of the day went smoothly as per usual. Kyouya wrote in his little black book, Mori said nothing except the normal 'ahh'. Honey stayed cute holding his bunny, Hikaru, Kaoru were flirting with Haruhi, and Tamaki spent his usual time in his emo corner growing mushrooms.

After the host club activities, everyone started to head home well all except honey and Haruhi.

"Are you coming Mitsukuni?" asked Mori

"No thanks Takashi I have some business to take care of I'll catch up," Honey smiled up to his cousin

Mori still emotionless replied with 'ahh' then left.

Honey walked up to Haruhi and said, "Haru-Chan can I please talk to you now?"

Haruhi looked up from her book, "Oh is the host club over? I didn't even realise, sure Honey-Senpai what's up?"

Honey blushed and replied with, "Haruhi, I love you. Will you go out with me?"

Haruhi stared for afew moments, she couldn't believe what she was hearing Honey-Senpai asking her out, not only did it seem irrational it was odd infact it was the most absurd thing she ever heard in her entire life.

"You can't be serious Honey-Senpai, is this a joke?" she asked laughing

Honey saddened, "Are you rejecting me?"

"I'm sorry Honey-Senpai it's just I see you more of a friend or a brother that's all," Honey was getting mad now 'a brother, really?' "I hope we can still be..."

However, Haruhi was cut off from being elbowed into the wall HARD!

"What cough Honey-Senpai cough cough!" Haruhi was bleeding all over

Okay that's the first chapter, please review and please no comments about Honey's behaviour it's just a fanfic and I know it wouldn't happen

If I get enough reviews, I'll write another chapter and please feel free to add your own ideas I will happily consider them

Thank-you

Hattergirl1000