A/N: I was watching my favorite show, Chuck, the other day and just thought it would be funny if Tails got the intersect.

Disclaimer: I do not own Sonic and Co. or the show Chuck.

Tails' POV

"Um, General, why exactly are we here?" I asked meekly, shuffling from foot to foot in nervousness. I've never stood in front of a G.U.N. General before, so I didn't quite know what to expect when I got the call. The General was taller than anyone else here. He was a dark graphite-grey wolf with steel coloured eyes. He wore a flawless green military uniform with a bunch of medals and stars on his shoulders.

"You are here," the General began calmly, "because your help is no longer needed" Everyone was shocked, but none so much as Sonic.

"You're…firing us?" he asked, too shaken to form more complex sentences.

"No, Sonic, not at all. It's more of an honorable discharge"

"Well, why are we being discharged? Aren't we good enough for you?" Amy asked, obviously annoyed. She looked like she was a second away from taking out her hammer.

The general smiled. "Because we have devised a way to combat Robotnik more efficiently, possibly to take him out"

"Intriguing. Can we see it?" I asked eagerly. The General shook his head.

"I'm sorry, but only people with a certain level of clearance are allowed to see it" he looked truly disappointed. "But, if you were willing to join the Crossroad Project, you could gain the necessary clearance" I mulled it over for a while. See a new form of top secret government counter terrorist weaponry and join the military and have to go to boot camp and stuff, or refuse and stay at home inventing stuff. The cons vastly outweighed the pros.

Then Sonic spoke up "If we were to join would we be able to fight Eggman again?"

"Most definitely. And not just Dr. Robotnik. You would become and agent of G.U.N. and in esscence, a spy" Amy nearly passed out at the thought of her Sonic being a debonair government super-spy.

"I'll consider it"

"Well, if you reconsider, you know where to go" the General said. He motioned for us to leave. As we headed for the door, the ceiling exploded overhead, and through the newly-created hole, dropped several of Eggman's robots along with the fat Doctor himself.

"Ho ho ho! Fancy meeting you here, Sonic! Now what is this I hear about new government technology meant to take me out?"

"Dr. Robotnik…" the General snarled. I saw him reach for something, presumably a gun. The robots immediately grabbed Sonic and Amy, who were struggling in the iron grip of the badniks. Knuckles and the General were fighting furiously against the ever-increasing tide of robots.

"Tails! Go get help!" Sonic shouted over all the noise.

"No!" Eggman shouted. "Stop that fox!" At least ten of Eggman's badniks were following me. Just from looking at them I could tell I couldn't take them in a fair fight. They chased me down a long hallway. At the end there were two possible courses of action; one) take the elevator and be beaten to death before escaping, or two) try the other door. Ignoring the elevator, I ran straight for the door. Locked. It needs a keycard as well as a retina and thumbprint scan to open. Oh, wait, I left out option number three: just get beaten to death by maniacal robots. In desperation, I resorted to banging on the door in hopes that someone in there would let me in. Instead, I was ignored and the robots caught up to me. The robot in the lead threw a punch aimed at my face. Instinctively, I ducked. The robots' punch sailed right into the door, busting it off its figurative hinges. Without hesitation, I crawled inside the room. It was nearly ten degrees cooler in here than it was outside. The wasn't the only thing strange about the room; it was covered, ceiling, floor, walls, in these ugly white tiles, about two feet by two feet. Then, there was what appeared to be a computer on a podium in the center of the room. Maybe that computer can help. I ran over and searched the thing for any sort of power button; there wasn't, only a keyboard. Just before I pressed a key, when my fingertips were resting on the keys, the screen flickered on and displayed a message: DO YOU WISH TO RUN CROSSROAD PROGRAM? I hit the enter key in hopes that this "Crossroad Program" was useful in destroying robots. Rather than destroying robots, what I thought had been tiles were actually T.V. screens, and within seconds of pressing the enter key, they came to life bringing with them a colourful barrage of images.

This might seem strange, but the pictures didn't feel like regular pictures. The looked like regular pictures, but they felt heavy, like drops of water in a bucket, progressively getting heavier. My eyes twitched involuntarily and darted soaking up every available picture in the room. I no longer had control over my eyes, but I was unharmed. The badniks weren't as lucky. Something about the pictures made them malfunction. At first they just jerked and whirred, then they started convulsing and smoking, leading up to a point where their ultrasonic sensors exploded and they collapsed in heaps of scrap metal. And then, after a good ten minutes, the pictures stopped. I blinked once, then twice; I could still see some of the images. Everything seemed to be moving, like when you spin around in circles, then spin in the opposite direction. Sonic and the others ran in a few moments later.

"Tails! Buddy! Are you ok?" Sonic asked. I could only nod. His voice sounded weird, like he was underwater. Or maybe it was just me. The General bypassed me and ran directly to the computer.

"He ran the program, successfully, and he lived" the General sounded both scared and ecstatic, but that might just be me out of whack from those pictures. I didn't like hearing the "and he lived" part, but my head hurt too much for me to care. My knees buckled, and I collapsed on the cold floor. While everything else was blurry, one thing stood out in clarity that should have been impossible. A line of writing on the terminal: Crossroad Sequence Successful. And then my eyesight faded away.

A/N: Tails, what have you gotten yourself into this time? What is the Crossroad project, and what ramifications will it have on Tails' future?