Scouts get rich slow plan
Scout go to work for NBC thinking its NBA
Scout then cast as weatherman
Scout one day brings ball to station
He shoots
He hits cameraman
He get fired
Scout lives on street
Soldier finds scout and they become hobo buddies
Relationship becomes intimate after a week in the makin'
Lamp comes along
Soldier secretly loves lamp so does scout
Scout fucks lamp one day while
Soldier is out Soldier comes back while their getting it on
He then has tears the size of the USA
Everybody dies except sniper who go's on a journey to find the floating bodies of scoot and soldier
He find them and then fucks them with lamp also who died in the flood
Then while he fucks them he begins crying and eats the bodies
Then scout wakes up for some reason while 78% of his body is gone
"No sniper all I want was to shoot hoops so quit or I'll fuck you"
Looks down to see no genitals
Sniper laughs with mouth full
"All right then I'll fight you"
Looks down again, begins to cry and dies again
"HA HA THAT'S WHACH YOU GET FOR SCREWING SPY" says sniper S
coot wakes up again
"When?"
"THE LAMP HE WAS SPY AND YOU TOOK HIM AWAY"says sniper
"Oh, no wonder why he felt like a fatherly figure"
He then proceeds to cry with sniper and scout dies once again
Sniper then also dies from the 70% water replaces with anthrax in soldiers body
"God save the Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhh" THE END