Lemony Day
The day was kind of nice, birds were singing and the sun was shining quite happily in the endless blue sky. Sasuke was stalking his pray in perfect quietness and was soon ready to strike. He had trained three long years in Orochimarus "gentle" guidance. Actually because of his or hers, which ever you like it, gentleness Sasuke had had to dodge at least hundred assassination attempts made by the playgirl cover boy Kabuto. But now he was finally finished and ready to strike!
Itachi, yes that's right the Uchiha el bastardo, had been walking in the forest quite happily. He was truly on cloud nine, probably because of the huge amount of grass he, or she again, had smoked this morning. Kisame had also given him a massive blowjob and he had killed a whole clan already, not his own of course; he had killed that already. Just when he was about to lie down on the soft grass everything started to go bananas; suddenly Itachis baby brother jumped from the nearby bush and yelled. "Finally brother I have become strong enough to beat you and get my revenge!" Itachi walked slowly towards his kid brother and poked him with his finger, after that he said. "Damn dude! I thought you were just a mirage or a figment of my totally stoned brain! Damn it!" Sasuke just looked Itachi strait in to his eyes; shaked his head as if in disbelief and continued. "Fuck you! I'm here to get my revenge and I'm not going to let a small fact like you being stoned ruin it for me!" With that he attacked. Itachi shaked his head in utter surprise and quickly switched to using his sharingan.
As their kunais collided Itachi grunted. "I'm not going to let a figment of my imagination beat my ass… DUDE!" Sasuke screamed. "Damn it, try to understand that I'm not the figment of your bloody head! Now prepare to die scum." Suddenly a loud rumbling sound interrupted the fighting ninjas in mid step; they both looked up only to see a huge truck load of… lemons falling towards them from the nearby cliff. Sasuke and Itachi both said "What the flying fuck…" in unison then rumbling lemons squished them to mush; although a nice smelling one… lemons… mmmm…
A dark figure had been tailing Sasuke a long time already when he finally had to stop when Sasuke, of all peoples, attacked, apparently quite stoned Itachi. "Finally…" thought the long robed man "this is my chance to get my vengeance!" The battle was just starting when the man heard the roar of a car, which was coming closer; apparently the cliff road he had used as a hiding place was well used. When the car finally came into view the man could see that it was carrying a huge load of yellow lemons, "Yes…" he thought "those are perfect!" With that he stopped the car and flipped the obscene amount of yellow, fresh and squishy death at the two battling dudes bellow. When the healthy fruits had done their job he climbed down kicked Sasukes squished head and said: "That's what you get for destroying my playgirl photoshoot…"
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