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Engsia
By waterrain
"You have issues, England." America said bluntly and suddenly as he walked into England's home.
"No, I do not have any tissues." England commented smoothly, a faint smirk on his lips, and arms crossed. "However you have countless issues that not even the best Psychologist can solve."
America blinked his blue eyes and tilted his head while smiling brightly.
"So you admit that you have countless issues that not even the best Physiologist can solve." America told him cheerfully and he gave England two thumbs-up. "Good for you, England. Admitting you have issues."
"You bloody idiot. I was talking about you." England snapped angrily and he heard America laughing gleefully.
",But I do not have any issues. I don't talk to thin air and stuff, but you do at times." America commented happily and he ignored the outraged look on the green eyed Nation's face.
"I do not talk to thin air, America." England stated firmly and it was not his fault that the blue eyed Nation couldn't see magical creatures.
"I had saw you talking and giggling to yourself. Are you going to end up like Russia? Seriously, One Russia is enough." America commented calmly and he looked at England. "Please don't become Engsia."
"I'm not going to end up like that crazy psychopath." England said in an irritated voice, he gritted his teeth, and America nodded his head. "And by the way what the bloody hell is Engsia suppose to mean honestly I bet you made up that word."
"Eng is the first three letters of your name. Sia is the last three letters of Russia's name. Engsia is six letters and Russia has six letters. England has seven letters." America said cheerfully and he winked. "Also did you know if you google Engsia it redirects you to the so called correct spelling of it which is English. You are English and it is hilarious how suiting Engsia is for you, England."
"Unbelievable." England said out loud and he rubbed his forehead. "You are unbelievable, America. You truly are one of a kind."
"Heh, Thanks England." America commented calmly while giving him a thumbs up. "I know I'm one of a kind and it feels awesome. I'm leaving now that I have told you about your new nickname and I'll have every Nation calling you, Engsia."
England gapped in shock, he blinked his green eyes, and then opened his mouth.
"America get your sorry ass back here! Did you just come over to call me that and let me know about your plot of getting everyone to call me, Engsia! I do not want to be called Engsia! I'm fucking England! I'm not like Russia at all! I do not even like that creepy and twisted Nation that is most likely pure evil! After all I had tried to summon a demon, but ended up with Russia!" England yelled loudly as he chased after America who was running and laughing.
"Try and catch me if you can Engsia!" America called out happily and he was grinning widely as England yelled.
"I'm not Engsia!" England yelled angrily, he was still running after the blue eyed Nation, and his hand over his heart. "Stop running!"
"Nope not until you collapse and I get to be a hero." America commented cheerfully and he smiled brightly. "Hey, What do you think about Engica?"
'Whoops, I didn't mean to mention my secret nickname for him.' America briefly thought and he figured that England wouldn't get it.
"What the hell, America? What do you mean by Engica! Tell me!" England managed to say loudly and his body was starting to get tired from all this fast pace running.
"Heh, I would rather die then to tell you what Engica means to me. I'm not telling you at all, England. No way will I tell you what I think Engica stands in my personal opinion." America said bluntly and the green eyed Nation didn't see or know about how America was blushing.
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