HEY! I wrote this on a day- slash that, night, when I was extremely bored and needed to post something.... anything.... SO, I go on a search for an unique nickname for Raziel and Melchiah..... and I've learned you just can't please a Vampire Lieutenant...
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Raziel and Melchiah were stuck inside this day, due to the immense amount of rain near my house where I'm keeping them hostage- err... hehe... letting them live rent-free... *ahem* they had started preparing to play Poker an hour ago, and they still hadn't actually started the game. It seems that a 5-year-old Melchiah doesn't know heads nor tails of Poker, and can't really sit still long enough to learn the rules since *somebody* gave him sugar earlier... .::hides Cotton Candy box behind her back::.
Me:HEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, KIDS!!! ^______________________________^
Raziel: YAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! .::Jumps about ten or fifty feet in the air with Melchiah hanging onto his clan symbol::.
Melchiah: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.... .::Is probably somewhere in orbit right now::.
Raziel finally lands in an undignified little heap on the ground.
Raziel: ~*Owwwww*~ I wish you would warn me before you did that.... Or just stop altogether. What do you want?
Me: Awwww, that would take the fun out of it! I came by to try and find nicknames for you two!
Raziel: What's wrong with 'Raz' or 'Razzyboy' and 'Mel' or 'Fuzzles'?
Me: Fuzzles has a nice ring to it.... but those names are overused! I want to find an original name! Let's see, Melchiah! What do you think about.... 'M'iah'?
Raziel: NO. I usually don't care if you do something like that to Mel, but I WILL NOT LET YOU CALL HIM THAT GAY-ASS NAME. PERIOD.
Me: Touche.... what about ''Chia'? I loved those ChiaPet things! ^_^
Raziel: -_-'...... Let's try not to get sued by two companies at a time!
Me: Two?
Raziel: NeoPets and the freaky, hair-growing Chia people.
Me: FINE! If you don't like my names, I'll just call him Fuzzles!
Raziel: That's a NeoPets toy. Can't use that either.
Me:GAH!!!!! I JUST CAN'T PLEASE YOU CAN I???!!!! OK, this is my final name. He will be called .::dramatic pause::. ........ M'chiah!!!!!!!!1
Raziel: You dumbass. I told you you couldn't call him that!
Me: NO, you said M'iah. This is M'chiah. IT STAYS!!!! Now, onto you... .::evil grin::.
Raziel: Call me PFRWW and get it over with.
Me: O.O Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?
Raziel: Pre-Fallen Raziel With WIngs.
Me: No. How about Rai? Or Rai-Z, Zel, Ziel, Azi, Nazi-
Raziel: HEY!!!!!!!! |
Me: Kidding..... I GOT IT!!!! I'll call you Rzel or R'zel. Pick one. Now.
Raziel: You can't make me.
Me: .:: Pulls Soul Reaver out of a plothole::.
Raziel: O.O' Holy S--t!!! Rzel! Rzel!
Me: Good boy. .::Under her breath::. Good thing he doesn't know that he can't be killed by the Soul Reaver!
Rzel: What?
Me: Nothing. I coughed. When Melchiah falls out of orbit, I'll tell him his new name.
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Everything in there that is copyrighted to someone else doesn't belong to me.
Rzel: No s--t, Sherlock. And you should have put this at the beginning of the story.]
Grrr. Needless to say, this will not be continued. Ever. (And you should be pretty dern thankful fer that!)
How did ya like it? Literally written in 10 min.
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Raziel and Melchiah were stuck inside this day, due to the immense amount of rain near my house where I'm keeping them hostage- err... hehe... letting them live rent-free... *ahem* they had started preparing to play Poker an hour ago, and they still hadn't actually started the game. It seems that a 5-year-old Melchiah doesn't know heads nor tails of Poker, and can't really sit still long enough to learn the rules since *somebody* gave him sugar earlier... .::hides Cotton Candy box behind her back::.
Me:HEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, KIDS!!! ^______________________________^
Raziel: YAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! .::Jumps about ten or fifty feet in the air with Melchiah hanging onto his clan symbol::.
Melchiah: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.... .::Is probably somewhere in orbit right now::.
Raziel finally lands in an undignified little heap on the ground.
Raziel: ~*Owwwww*~ I wish you would warn me before you did that.... Or just stop altogether. What do you want?
Me: Awwww, that would take the fun out of it! I came by to try and find nicknames for you two!
Raziel: What's wrong with 'Raz' or 'Razzyboy' and 'Mel' or 'Fuzzles'?
Me: Fuzzles has a nice ring to it.... but those names are overused! I want to find an original name! Let's see, Melchiah! What do you think about.... 'M'iah'?
Raziel: NO. I usually don't care if you do something like that to Mel, but I WILL NOT LET YOU CALL HIM THAT GAY-ASS NAME. PERIOD.
Me: Touche.... what about ''Chia'? I loved those ChiaPet things! ^_^
Raziel: -_-'...... Let's try not to get sued by two companies at a time!
Me: Two?
Raziel: NeoPets and the freaky, hair-growing Chia people.
Me: FINE! If you don't like my names, I'll just call him Fuzzles!
Raziel: That's a NeoPets toy. Can't use that either.
Me:GAH!!!!! I JUST CAN'T PLEASE YOU CAN I???!!!! OK, this is my final name. He will be called .::dramatic pause::. ........ M'chiah!!!!!!!!1
Raziel: You dumbass. I told you you couldn't call him that!
Me: NO, you said M'iah. This is M'chiah. IT STAYS!!!! Now, onto you... .::evil grin::.
Raziel: Call me PFRWW and get it over with.
Me: O.O Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?
Raziel: Pre-Fallen Raziel With WIngs.
Me: No. How about Rai? Or Rai-Z, Zel, Ziel, Azi, Nazi-
Raziel: HEY!!!!!!!! |
Me: Kidding..... I GOT IT!!!! I'll call you Rzel or R'zel. Pick one. Now.
Raziel: You can't make me.
Me: .:: Pulls Soul Reaver out of a plothole::.
Raziel: O.O' Holy S--t!!! Rzel! Rzel!
Me: Good boy. .::Under her breath::. Good thing he doesn't know that he can't be killed by the Soul Reaver!
Rzel: What?
Me: Nothing. I coughed. When Melchiah falls out of orbit, I'll tell him his new name.
~~~
Everything in there that is copyrighted to someone else doesn't belong to me.
Rzel: No s--t, Sherlock. And you should have put this at the beginning of the story.]
Grrr. Needless to say, this will not be continued. Ever. (And you should be pretty dern thankful fer that!)
How did ya like it? Literally written in 10 min.